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Hello, Olipro, you hopeless shit, God only knows why you're still here, you're evidently an entrenchant buffoon, but should you wish to continue disgracing us with your existence, then at least take the time out of your miserable life to consult the following pages:

• Fuckhead's Guide
• How to be funny and not just a cockbrain

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links, you can read, right? If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

• How Uncyclopedia is > YOU and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
• Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
• Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue

Most of us feel you are a cancer that should be cut out, so please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date so we know to ignore your tumorous shite.

If you need help, kill yourself. if you need help killing yourself; ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and hang you from the ceiling.  --  

Who were the sockpuppets of Another n00b...i'd like to know. Was Bob Newbie one of them? Was there actually an ED raid? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:39, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

The sockpuppets were IPs, he was careful not to actually use a second account. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 21:47, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Remove the no editing thing. This isn't an archive, fool. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:22, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

To add a new section, click the "Harass Me" button. It's *my* talkpage, so if you don't like it, don't talk to me... in your case that's actually preferable -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 00:23, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

How do you run a checkuser? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:27, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

You ask someone with checkuser capabilities; in the case of Uncyclopedia, that's a Wikia staff member. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 00:31, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

I clean house once a month. But two big n00bs, Bob Newbie and Another n00b, are gone. There should be an UnSignpost article on that. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:34, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

I'm from the school of thought that it's best to simply ban shitcakes and move on rather than proceeding to hold a eulogy for them. Unless discussing them is strictly necessary, don't. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 00:37, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

You only hold euologys for dead users like MrN, Bevanz and Happytimes. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:44, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Hopefully, figuratively rather than literally with those three. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:09, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, Oli. I was wondering if you and Humbucker were pulling my leg earlier, and if not, then can we talk more about that at some point? I might be able to find a friend (those are in scarce supply for me) to help me out if you were not. If you were then know that I am a gullible and not so bright fool. Thank you, Pea Chess (Chat) 07:10, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

You're the worst. Mister Victim (talk) 07:17, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Took your sweet sweet time

I'm there in a 30 edit revert war with that idiot IP, praying a sysop would log in and take care of him. Took you long enough! - Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 08:39, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you for your graciousness and gratitude, it is most appreciated. I also semi-protected your shitlist. stay Frosty. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 08:42, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Why thankyou. - Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 08:45, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you Olipro, for not banning me last night and for letting me and listening to me rant about my life a bit...Pea Chess (Chat) 14:23, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Lonely, Sgt Pepper's Lonely, Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band! --Scofield 19:38, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

All the lonely people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong? Ahhhh look at all the lonely people...(oddly enough I have had that song stuck in my head this whole day...and now have an outlet! Yea, Scofield!) Pea Chess (Chat) 05:44, April 15, 2011 (UTC)

Upon waking up this morning (its morning where I am by the way), I couldn't help but notice that you have semi-protected my user page, not that I'm complaining, but what happened while I was sleeping? - Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 22:18, April 17, 2011 (UTC)

Are you familiar with this rather handy thingy called the "History" tab? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 22:24, April 17, 2011 (UTC)

Ah yes, I see now - Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 23:51, April 17, 2011 (UTC)

Hi. I asked something really weird from Zombiebaron, but all I got was to come here. And now I`m tired of this trip. Anyway, I`m too lazy to ask the same question, so go Zombiebaron`s talkpage. See? I made a teleport so you won`t need to be tired. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 05:12, 20 April, 2011 (UTC)

So, ah... sorry about giving you such a hard time about those templates, and the insults and whatnot. Can we still be friends?

Unrelatedly, you smell. 1234 ~ 05:48, 22 April 2011

I never actually saw this until now due to the stuff from the two twits below. Anyway, Yes. thanking ewe muchly. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 05:43, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

So message from IRC that manosaurus told me to tell you, I just copied it

"<manosaurus> tell him my group is possibly touring UK in July and i want his ass there... tell him i'm bringing my gun and i'm not wearing a shirt" Pea Chess (Chat) 08:38, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hello. Thank you for removing that ban you gave me. In fact,

Another_n00b has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Is the very least I can do. I'll do anything to re-pay the favour. Also, I updated my Userpage too a much more generic layout. What do you think?? I personally hate it but if other people say this is how it has to be, then I'll just leave it like that. Ok?? （・∀・） - LOL vandalz 21:21, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

Remember that idiot edit warring me by saying Johnny? on the un-signpost, well someone else likes doing it now -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 00:37, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

REPLACE THIS WITH YOUR MESSAGE, DON'T PUT ANYTHING IN THE SUBJECT/HEADLINE BOX, CHANGE THE "YOUR TITLE HERE!!!" BIT INSTEAD

FUCK YOU , IT WAS FUNNY YOU PRICK! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Substandard (talk • contribs)

Unless you're a "Packi" anyway. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 16:19, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

Hello Ollie. I was mucking about my .js, trying to fix up the welcome slut thing (someone directed me to every other feature I usually use in the preferences -> gadgets section). I tried to copy the code from UN:WC/tools, but to no bigger avail, and I'm frustrated, since I have been trying to figure it out, even tried spying on you. Would you have any suggestions. (Like point at the code error and tell me how to fix it, after laughing ceaselessly at my debilitating code-illiteracy first?) Humbly, with huggles. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:28, 5 May

TKF and myself gave him a copy of the article he wants to re-write and directed him to HTBFANJS, a 2 week ban seems a tad harsh -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 09:51, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Is he generally well-behaved? are you advocating that I reduce the ban or that I remove it entirely? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 10:35, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Give him a day off to read HTBFANJS, if he still doesn't get the hint give him 2 weeks, well thats what I would do... -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:36, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Well, I've taken your intervention to imply he's not all that bad so I've rescinded the block entirely. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 10:41, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Was like a refreshing spring rain. I agree with you 100 percent. There is still sanity on this wiki after all. User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:13, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

Just wanted your opinion on something. I just wrote an article called User:Airhogs777/Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopediholism test. It would naturally go in the UN: namespace, but I don't know if it's really ready for that. It's supposed to parody wikipedia:WP:WHT.I would think a Pee Review is a bit much work, since all I want to know is if I can take it out of my user space. Since you're an admin, you've got... I don't know... more permission to put things in the UN: namespace, if you know what I mean. —DCCLXXVII (complaints • resume • • • • WP • UMF • GoogHelp • AWA • WA) 06:39, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Since you won't be replacing/destroying/breaking anything, yes, go ahead and do it; people are unlikely to care much, but that works both ways -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 06:47, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Oli. When lyrith banned my gilbert sock account, my i.p. was also auto banned.. I'm writing this at work, but I can no longer use my account at home. Is there a way you could lift that and still keep gilbert banned? Otherwise, I basically am done with uncyc. User:Mrthejazz/sig 18:37, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

You wouldn't happen to know anything about it, would you? --Scofield & 1337 21:18, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Twitter is the worst. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 01:46, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

I'm sorry about that, I thought pages could not exist and still be categorized. Thank you for understanding. Cheers. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:44, 19 June 2011

this didn't last very long :). I releades the article into the world, wathced it grow, learn spread it wings, and at that moment.... It got shot down like a MiG facing a quad cannon. Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 09:07, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

ToCallThatAnArticleWouldBeAnInsultToArticles -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 09:17, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

What the hell did you do to your talkpage. Looks cool though. Any who, you adopted me right, I just want to confirm before as I am putting up a AAN template on my user page.-- -> That's Poop Man Poop 15:44, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

But I must point out the flaw of not being able to separately edit the different sections of the page in this talk page layout. Or is there? -- -> That's Poop Man Poop 15:46, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, MediaWiki is gay... although actually I can probably fix that... but fuck it, it demotivates people from leaving too many responses -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 16:04, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah probably. But it looks good. And about the adopt thing? -- -> That's Poop Man Poop 16:29, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

Yep, go ahead. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 16:42, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

Sweet! Be in touch through fb. Cya. -- -> That's Poop Man Poop 16:44, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

Fuck I tried adding one to your user page too but I am too confused by all the coding on it. So, add it whenever you're free. Adios  :) -- -> That's Poop Man Poop 16:52, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

No, that can be your first challenge, figure out which template of mine it is that you need to edit. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 06:14, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

I love your talk page

And its precisely because I love you...Olipro :) HEART HEART HEART --ShabiDOO 16:18, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

Hey man. Can you protect User:Aimsplode/sig from all unregistered users? Reply here if you can, thanks.

^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 14:46, July 30, 2011 (UTC)

What's with everybody leaving man? -- -> That's Poop Man Poop 09:08, August 8, 2011 (UTC)

• Fire Danger
• Fire Hazard – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:57 Aug 14, 2011

of all yer damned filth-flarn-flarn-filth you're spouting out - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 22:51, Sunday 14 August 2011 -

Probably a side effect of your having a nose, but still. You do. Assuming you do have a nose. You do, right? 1234 ~ 03:58, 15 August 2011

Will you please ban/block me for 15 minutes? Thanks. —  (talk) (contributions) 02:49, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

No, now go post a screenshot. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 02:55, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

What? It works, after I changed my computer settings. —  (talk) (contributions) 02:56, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

Really. —  (talk) (contributions) 02:59, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, good. Carry on. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 03:16, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

It's just an opinion, of course. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:58, 4 September 2011

I know, and the added effort to post ensures all but the most committed of communicators will bother to do so -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 03:13, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

When you blocked that 'outstanding citizen' bloke, it wasn't because of what it asked on your talkpage, is it? Because that's kind of what it looks like, especially considering the block reason... 1234 ~ 16:21, 16 September 2011

No. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 16:23, September 16, 2011 (UTC)

Great. Care to elaborate? 1234 ~ 16:35, 16 September 2011

Yes, but not here. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 17:01, September 16, 2011 (UTC)

Darn. I was looking forward to another "No." —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:04, 16 September 2011

Then....um...where? --Scofield & 1337 17:03, September 16, 2011 (UTC)

IRC. Duh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:04, 16 September 2011

Any particular reason why not? 1234 ~ 19:53, 16 September 2011

Hey Oli. Just wondering if it was feasible to somehow import effects used on Netdisaster.com sort of like what Tropical cyclone uses? MadMax 03:27, September 18, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, it seems to use some javascript so we could copy that across to here or simply transclude it, what did you have in mind exactly? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 06:43, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

I was hoping it could be used to restore the special effects on vandalism although, in any case, I thought it might be a fun tool for the site to have. MadMax 07:22, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Um, did I like miss something, why is the channel fucking empty? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:46, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Netsplit. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 06:48, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Bury Street Huffed. I'm a nube, 43 and fighting for credibility with my 17 yr old son's IT supremacy. I can't work out what "huffed" means, no matter how much noninformation I read. My "Bury Street, Abingdon" article was huffed and I want to have another go. I was mid-way through editing it when my 11 yr old came off his BMX and skinned his elbow needing immediate attention and a lift for his crippled bike. I know it was short. Any constructive criticism, bearing in mind that I could be your mum and you probably wouldn't swear at her. Or be very mean. Very kindest regards --87.194.252.155 07:36, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

Register yourself an account and you can have all the time in the world to work on it in your userspace... and finally move it to the mainspace -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 23:36, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

I would like to have your attention for meta:Forum:Banishments on Uncyclopedia. I hope we can discuss there. Thanks in advance | CartoonistHenning @ 83.134.81.237 00:22, December 3, 2011 (UTC)

Not really, I refer you to User:Olipro/DGNeree; I find it rather hard to believe he's changed, not least because of what I've been shown of discussions in #UnMeta recently -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 00:39, December 4, 2011 (UTC)