Protected page

Uncyclopedia:VFH

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
(Redirected from VFH)
Jump to navigation Jump to search
VFH contents
  • Writers: Don't be prima donnas. Be open to criticism.
  • Voters: Please try and include some kind of reasoning. When voting against, explain where the article falls short so that the author can perhaps try and fix it up and improve it.
  • This is not a discussion page. If you'd like detailed feedback on your article, please submit it for a PeeReview.
  • Want a gadget that lets you mark the articles you've already voted on? Follow the instructions here to enable it.
  • View recent changes for VFH here, and if deleted nominations are showing up and that bugs you, click here to purge the list.
  • Due to a technical glitch caused by DPL being a dumbass, any signature with two dashes (i.e. "--") will cause the VFH page to go kaput.
Any and all violators of policy will be strangled by Homer.


Goal: 5 votes per article

Search VFH archive

VFH is not a discussion page. If you'd like constructive criticism for your article, please submit it to Uncyclopedia:Pee Review.

All nominated articles

Bread, bread, bread, bread!!!!!

Score: -3 (1-0)
Nomination: PantherZX0815 talk 03:28, 22 September 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
Against Votes: 4
  • Symbol declined.svg Against. Developers! Developers! Developers! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page 04:03, 22 September 2024 (UTC)
  • Symbol declined.svg Against. It’s literally just the word "bread" written a couple thousand times. Also it looks ugly. Alula.gifAlula.gif 08:34, 22 September 2024 (UTC)
  • Symbol declined.svg Against. Dude, it's already a miracle the admins haven't QVFD'd your article... I think you should try honing your skills as an editor before trying to get your articles featured... DaniPine3 (talk) 11:24, 22 September 2024 (UTC)
  • Symbol declined.svg Against. Yeah, not sure about this one, chief. Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 15:46, 22 September 2024 (UTC)

Deodorant

Score: 2
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 23:05, 13 September 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 2

Ankh smite.png Bless.  Fenris2010, Emperor, Valued Council Member, & Chess player Talk to me here. 23:05, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

  1. It doesn’t stink, not one bit (see what I did there?). Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 00:43, 14 September 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Anti-werewolf

Score: 1 dead werewolves
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 03:15, 11 September 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg For.

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

HowTo:Cook A Human

Score: 1 cooked human(s)
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 03:38, 16 August 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010, Emperor, Valued Council Member, & Chess player Talk to me here. 03:35, 15 August, 2024

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Uncyclopedia Transit Authority

Score: 1
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 22:28, 3 August 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010, Emperor, Valued Council Member, & Chess player Talk to me here.

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Nigel Farage

Score: 4 member(s) of Parliament
Nomination: Pasmorade (talk) 20:28, 31 July 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 4

Symbol for vote.svg For. I love how the article parodies this far-right prick. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pasmorade (talk • contribs)

Symbol for vote.svg For. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:49, 1 August 2024 (UTC)

Symbol for vote.svg For. The article seem quite classical but ok. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 07:36, 1 August 2024 (UTC)

  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:44, 27 August 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

The Jackson 5

Score: 1 Jackson(s)
Nomination: Pasmorade (talk) 13:12, 24 July 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 2

Symbol for vote.svg For. Why hasn't this been featured yet? Pasmorade (talk) 13:25, 24 July 2024 (UTC)

Symbol for vote.svg For. This is ok with me to get featured, I don't think it is a good idea for sternly forcing it must be funnier than other featured articles to get highlighted. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 08:56, 13 August 2024 (UTC)

Against Votes: 1

Symbol declined.svg Against. I think that this article has potential, but for now I don't think it should be featured. Fenris2010 (talk) 01:59, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

Literally Satan Media, LLC.

Score: 0.5
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 02:47, 24 July 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 2

Symbol for vote.svg For. I think it's funny.Fenris2010 (talk) 02:47, 24 July 2024 (UTC)

Symbol for vote.svg For. Very funny. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pasmorade (talk • contribs)

Against Votes: 1.5

Symbol declined.svg Against. May be funny, but I wouldn't say featurable material. Also, the company it's making fun of isn't really known -it doesn't even have a Wikipedia article-, so the joke will probably be lost to most readers. DaniPine3 (talk) 01:36, 31 July 2024 (UTC)

  • AgainstGreen.svg Against slightly. The point above. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:40, 27 August 2024 (UTC)
Comments
Neither did I until I browsed a deep further on the subject. Because of how weirdly specific the subject of the article was (internet meme websites), i knrw it probably was making fun of something specific DaniPine3 (talk) 00:56, 29 August 2024 (UTC)

Turkmenistan

Score: 2 clean prostitutes
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 02:41, 24 July 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.I think it's pretty funny. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:41, 24 July 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 14:24, 17 September 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

See also

Old VFH archives: 1234567891011121314