- Professor Von Rotten: [hanging on a branch dangling over a cliff] Help! Anybody, help!
- Pablo the Monkey: Senor Professor, you call... anybody?
- Professor Von Rotten: Anybody but YOU!
- Willy McBean: Pablo, we have to help him.
- Professor Von Rotten: Of course you do, little boy! If you don't hurry, I'll... I'll tell your mother!
- Willy McBean: Professor, I'll make a bargain with you.
- Professor Von Rotten: Rasputin Von Rotten never bargains with mere boys and thieving animals. Never! What's your proposition?
- Professor Von Rotten: If there's one thing I hate, it's sentimental women.
- Cleopatra: Personally, I don't care very much for you either.
- Professor Von Rotten: I hate unsentimental women too, and small children and dogs and flowers and sometimes I even hate MYSELF!
- Willy McBean: You're a monkey, aren't you?
- Pablo the Monkey: What do you think, I'm a dwarf who needs a shave? Of course, I am a monkey.
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By what name was Willy McBean and His Magic Machine (1965) officially released in Canada in English?
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