Legally Blonde (2001)

Matthew Davis: Warner

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• Warner Huntington III : You got into Harvard Law?

  Elle : What? Like it's hard?

• Elle : Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?

  Warner Huntington III : Uhh, ye... no?

  Elle : Well this is so much better than that! Excuse me, I have some shopping to do.

• Warner Huntington III : Pooh bear, just get in the car.

  Elle : No.

  [starts walking away, sniffling] 

  Warner Huntington III : You're gonna ruin your shoes.

  Elle : Okay.

  [gets in car] 

• Elle : You're breaking up with me because I'm too... blonde?

  Warner Huntington III : Well, no. That's not entirely true...

  Elle : Then what? My boobs are too big?

• Warner Huntington III : Excuse me, I'm sorry... are you here to see me?

  Elle : No, silly. I go here!

• Warner Huntington III : If I want to be a Senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.

• Warner Huntington III : Pooh-bear, you're not serious enough...

  Elle : [firmly]  Well, I'm serious about this, Warner.

  Warner Huntington III : No. I mean, I'm sorry but, you're never going to be smart enough for lessons in law.

  [Elle silently, yet suddenly discovers that Warner doesn't respect her and never will respect her] 

  Elle : I'm never going to be good enough for you, am I?

• [sees Elle in her Bunny costume] 

  Warner Huntington III : Hey, well, don't you look like a walking felony.

  Elle : Thanks, you're so sweet.

• Warner Huntington III : How was your first class?

  Elle : Oh, it was okay, except for this horrible preppy girl who tried to make me look bad in front of the professor, but no biggie.

• Elle : Warner, what kind of shoes are these?

  Warner Huntington III : Umm... black ones.

• Elle Woods : [after being chosen to work on Brooke's case]  Oh, Warner? Do you remember those four amazing hours we spent in the hot tub after Winter Formal?

  Warner : Yea-no

  Elle Woods : This is so much better than that! Excuse me, I have some shopping to do!

  Vivian Kensington : [after Elle has left]  Four hours?

• Warner Huntington III : [running after her]  Elle! Elle!

  Elle : What?

  Warner Huntington III : I just wanted to say that you were so brilliant in there. And that I was wrong. And... you are the girl for me.

  Elle : [smiles]  Really?

  Warner Huntington III : Yes. Pooh Bear... I love you.

  Elle : Oh, Warner! I've waited so long to hear you say that.

  [smile fades] 

  Elle : But if I'm going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I'm 30, I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead.

• [Elle has crashed a campus party Warner is attending, dressed in a Playboy Bunny costume] 

  Warner Huntington III : Elle, come on, you'll never get the grades to qualify for one of those spots. You're not smart enough.

  Elle : Wait, am I on glue, or did we not get into the same law school?

  Warner Huntington III : Yeah, but...

  Elle : But what? We took the same LSATs, and we're thaking the same classes.

  Warner Huntington III : I know, but come on, Elle. Be serious. You can do *something* more valuable with *your* time.

  [Elle stares at him. The ugly truth finally dawns on her - Warner will never take her back or take her seriously.] 

  Elle : I'm never going to be good enough for you, am I?

  [Warner doesn't say anything. Elle shakes her head and storms out] 

  Elle : Forget it.

  Warner Huntington III : Oh, Elle... Come on.

  Elle : Just forget it!

  [fuming] 

  Elle : I'll show you Warner... I'll show you how valuable Elle Woods can be!