Quotes

Swept Away

[complaining to her husband]
Amber: I did not fly all the way from New York City to wherever the fuck we are to get on that!
Tony: How many vacations have you enjoyed? You wanted to try something new.
Amber: New? Tell me, how new does that look? It's got a fucking chimney, Anthony!

Amber: I'm bored.
Debi: I know it. What are we gonna do?
Marina: Just have a martini, pop a pill, and fuck my husband. Everyone else does.

Amber: It's not your place to argue with me. You fucked up the engine. You got us lost at sea. You made me sink the dinghy. You can't navigate! Oh, fuck it! You can't reason with a hairy black midget!

Guiseppe: You think I'm staring at your ass? Big deal. As if I were. Now, what about when you and your friends were sprawled out in the sun with all your tits hanging out, huh? Yes, I said tits. As if we didn't exist! Remember? Of course you do, dirty sluts. Show me your tits now! Hear me? Keep on playing that, there. Are you bashful? Oh, madam is bashful! How come you were not embarrassed before, heh? Undress!
Amber: Filthy pig!
Guiseppe: Oh, you fighting back at last. Come here. I'll teach you a lesson.

[to Guiseppe, while adrift at sea]
Amber: I can't believe you came all the way out here without a fucking cell phone!

Amber: Come on. Come on. If you haven't got money, I'll take jewelry and shoes.
Michael: That's enough. I fold. I have no interests in playing get-fucked-quick with Imelda Marcos here.

Amber: Are we being punished because we are rich? Is that the problem?
Captain: No, Madam. I love money. If you weren't rich you wouldn't be here in the beautiful place in the middle of the sea. No. No. No punishment here. We love you. We love your money more.

Guiseppe: What she said about the fishes? What is the fucking bitch complaining about now?
Amber: Captain, did one of your crew members just swear in front of me?
Captain: Oh, no, no. You mean fu-ken. This is the Italian name of the fishes. He doesn't think it's a very good fishes.
Amber: Fu-ken is the name of the fish?
Captain: Yes, ma'am.
Amber: Well, I don't care if its fu-ken, puking, or a fucking Kung Fu King! I want that fish and I want it tonight.

Amber: Are you scared, Nature Boy?
Guiseppe: Scared? I'm a fisherman. I was conceived on the crest of a wave and born in the belly of a boat. What is the meaning of this word scared?

Guiseppe: What you want? You want to share my bed? What kind of person are you, huh? You wish to corrupt me. I am the master and you're my slave!
Amber: Don't flatter yourself.
Guiseppe: Pigs keep warm with leaves.
Amber: Pigs! I would rather fuck a pig than kiss you, monkey boy!

Guiseppe: Your loins will burn with desire, with crazy passion. Like a sickness! I'll get under your skin, under your head, your heart, your belly! I'm going to be your god! Is that clear?

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What was the official certification given to Swept Away (2002) in Mexico?