The Benchwarmers (2006)

Amaury Nolasco: Carlos

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Quotes 

• [Carlos is drinking a tequilla while pitching] 

  Carlos : Maria? Why did you leave me?

  Mel : Letting that 12 year old drink like that is disgusting.

• Wayne : Is that beer?

  Carlos : [stumbling]  No it's Gatorade homie, get out of my way.

• Richie : Dude. You smell like beer.

  Carlos : You look like beer.

• Carlos : Looks like the Gus Bus is out of gas.

• Gus : [upon seeing Carlos enter]  Hey, what's going on here? How come he's playing?

  Wayne : Oh, ah, I couldn't play him before because he was feeling ill.

  Carlos : Me tummy, es sicko.

  Umpire : Well you got proof he's a kid?

  Gus : Come on! Look at his beard. He's 50.

  Wayne : Not according to birth certifico.

  [hands umpire the crumpled up paper he saw earlier] 

  Umpire : [looks inside and sees 'I am 12' written in green crayon, with a picture of Carlos and $10. He carefully pockets the $10 and folds the paper back up]  He's got documentation. Play ball!

• Howie : [quivering]  Carlos?

  Carlos : Who say my name?

  Howie : [gives him 2 packs of beer and a tequila]  I brought you a present from the Benchwarmers. You're really good at baseball.

  Carlos : [happy]  Thank you Albino.

  [bold] 

  Carlos : Now get lost!

  Howie : [cowers away screeching] 

• [seeing three Howie's thru his blurred vision] 

  Carlos : Look at all those Albinos.

• Carlos : No really, I need another refill.

  Wayne : You need to go to an AA meeting.

• Wayne : Carlos your drunk!

  Carlos : [Carlos throws up]  Blaaaaaa!

• [after purosely stomping on Gus's hand] 

  Carlos : Sorry. It was accident.

  [lifts foot off Gus's hand]