Stuart Little 2 (2002)
Hugh Laurie: Mr. Little
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Quotes
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Mrs. Little : Alright, George, where is he?
Fredrick Little : And this time, the *truth*.
George Little : I'm not sure.
Fredrick Little : [sternly] George, it is *never okay* to lie to your parents
George Little : But is it okay to break a promise to your brother?
Mrs. Little : It's wrong to promise your brother that you'll lie to your parents.
Fredrick Little : George, listen to the tone of my voice. I want you to tell us where Stuart is.
George Little : But it was a promise, brother to brother.
Fredrick Little : George, I understand. I have a brother. But whatever I promised him, if he was in danger, that would matter more to me than the promise.
Mrs. Little : George, how would you feel? How would we *all* feel if anything happened to Stuart?
[pause]
George Little : He's at the Pishkin Building.
George Little : [as they all prepare to leave and find Stuart] Dad?
Fredrick Little : What?
George Little : Am I in trouble?
Fredrick Little : No, son. You're in *big* trouble.
[George cringes when he hears this]
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[the Littles have just discovered Stuart's red roadster stripped]
Mrs. Little : Who would do such a thing?
Fredrick Little : Tiny little vandals!
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[at breakfast]
Mrs. Little : [hands Stuart his plate] Here you go.
Stuart Little : Thanks, Mom.
Mrs. Little : Stuart, don't forget your water bottle. George...
Fredrick Little : ...don't forget your cleats.
Fredrick Little : [to Mrs. Little] My, you're looking lovely this morning.
Mrs. Little : [as her husband kisses her] Well, some people just know how to wear oatmeal.
Mrs. Little : [feeding Martha] OK, open up.
Martha Little : Blah... blah.
Mrs. Little : [surprised, sharing the news to the other family members] Did you hear that? She said "Blah... blah"! I can't believe it! Her first word!
[George rolls his eyes at Stuart, as Stuart gives smile to George]
Mrs. Little : Where's the baby book? I'm writing it down.
Fredrick Little : [as he's packing food] I'm not sure that's technically, you know, a word.
Mrs. Little : Well, of course it is. But you know, Uncle Crenshaw says that every Little starts talking by 9 months.
Fredrick Little : Or in Uncle Crenshaw's case, never stops.
Stuart Little : Are you both coming to the game?
Fredrick Little : Wouldn't miss it!
Mrs. Little : [to Mr. Little] Frederick, this soccer game is making me very...
Fredrick Little : Proud?
Mrs. Little : Anxious... especially about...
[Stuart grabs some jelly from the jar and slips]
Stuart Little : I'm fine.
Fredrick Little : He's fine.
Mrs. Little : All those boys stomping around in cleats. What if someone...
[makes a smashing gesture]
Fredrick Little : Oh, Honey. He's a Little. All Littles are natural athletes.
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Fredrick Little : Now, now. If there's a problem I simply pull on this string...
[he does and it breaks]
Fredrick Little : Well, now you can be upset.
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[Mr. Little is struggling to get a jar of pickles open]
Mrs. Little : Do you need...
Fredrick Little : Could you?
[Mrs. Little pops the top off the pickle jar]
Fredrick Little : [Martha throws her dish on the floor]
Mrs. Little : [grabbing Martha from her high chair] OK, that's it for you.
Mrs. Little : [to Snowbell] Snow, food.
Snowbell : [running down the stairs] "Food"? Is it tuna or herring? Or dare I say it, is it lox? Oh, please be lox!
Mrs. Little : [to Snowbell; Picks up the bowl leaving the food] Snow, that's for you.
Fredrick Little : How about it, boys? Are you ready to play some soccer?
Stuart Little : You bet, Dad!
Snowbell : [disgusted] Oh, it's glop. Look what I'm reduced to. I'm a handy wipe with hair.
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[Stuart has started the plane by accident; George and Will are playing a video game upstairs]
Will : Hey, what's that noise?
George Little : Sounds like a lawn mower.
Will : Inside the house?
Will , George Little : [alarmed] Stuart!
[the boys rush downstairs to find the plane has started with Stuart in the cockpit]
George Little : Stuart, what are you doing?
Stuart Little : I'm not doing anything!
George Little : Pull the break!
[Stuart pulls the break, and flies to another part of the house]
Stuart Little : [to George] Get the book!
Will : This is cool. All my brother does is jam crayons up his nose.
George Little : [reading the instruction booklet] It says here, "On takeoff, pull back on the throttle".
Stuart Little : "Take off"? I'm already in the air!
[Stuart flies over George and Will's heads]
Stuart Little : Snowbell, get out of the way!
Snowbell : [running] Please don't hurt me!
[Mr. Little is upstairs]
Fredrick Little : [to George and Will] What's going on?
Will : Oh, nothing. Stuart is just flying in the house.
[Mr. Little sighs, but then becomes alarmed]
Fredrick Little : [shouting] Flying in the house?
George Little : At least he's indoors, nothing bad can happen.
Stuart Little : Watch out! Hit the dirt!
[Stuart flies over the boys' heads again, as Mrs. Little opens the door, holding a bouquet of flowers]
Mrs. Little : [as Stuart crashes into the flowers] Stuart!
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Fredrick Little : Stuart?
Stuart Little : Yeah, Dad?
Fredrick Little : What's the silver lining this time?
Stuart Little : She'll be back in the spring.
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[Margalo leaves with the other birds to migrate South]
Fredrick Little : What's the "silver lining" Stuart?
Stuart Little : She'll be back in the spring.