Grosse Pointe (2000–2001)
Al Santos: Johnny Bishop, Brad Johnson
Quotes
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Johnny Bishop : Man, what a bitchen dude.
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Johnny Bishop : There's no way I'm going out with a *he*.
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Johnny Bishop : He says he's going to start a whole gay chapter for Johnny Bishop. Just look what they've done for Keanu Reeves.
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Johnny Bishop : Hunter! Hunter!
[runs up to her]
Hunter Fallow : Bite me.
Johnny Bishop : I talked to my brother, he says he's going to fix the game.
[pause]
Johnny Bishop : Come on, it was a mistake!
Hunter Fallow : Vietnam was a mistake. Zoe, Jack, Duncan, and Jane was a mistake. Having a pinball drop out of my ass is not a mistake.
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Quentin King : Man, your cousin is so hot.
Johnny Bishop : I know!
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Johnny Bishop : I can hardly look at her without sporting wood.
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Johnny Bishop : Hey, check out how golden and downy these hairs are getting around my navel.
Kevin : [Johnny pulls up his vest and Kevin becomes uncomfortable] Wow.
Johnny Bishop : They're kind of soft like chest hair, but sexy like pubic hairs
Kevin : Yeah.
Johnny Bishop : Hey, what do you call this anyway?
Kevin : I don't know. Like, chesty-pubey-tummy hair?
Johnny Bishop : Yeah.