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- 3 wins & 4 nominations

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Trivia
Mila Kunis did not come back to play Lori because she was pregnant. In an early draft of the script, someone mentioned that Lori died between the two movies. That idea was considered too depressing, so it was changed to John and Lori getting divorced.

Goofs
At the end of the first film, Ted was promoted to store manager. In this film, he is still working as a cashier.

Quotes
[a library full of semen samples falls over John, spilling everything]
John: Oh, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
Ted: We are so sorry!
Female Nurse: Well I guess it's alright - those are the rejected sickle cell samples.
Ted: Did you hear that, Johnny? You're covered in rejected black guy sperm. You look like a Kardashian.

Crazy credits
Liam Neeson returns to the grocery store battered and bruised to return his ruined box of Trix.

Alternate versions
For the DVD, an unrated edition was released and it has ten extra minutes of footage including the Thunder Buddies song.

Connections
Edited into Ted 2: Deleted Scenes (2015)

Soundtracks
Celebration
Written by Robert 'Kool' Bell (as Robert Bell), Ronald Bell, George 'Funky' Brown (as George Brown), Eumir Deodato, Robert 'Spike' Mickens (as Robert Mickens), Claydes Smith, James 'JT' Taylor, Dennis D.T. Thomas (as Dennis Thomas), Earl Toon
Performed by Kool & The Gang
Courtesy of Island Records
Under license from Universal Music Enterprises

I really can't understand why many critics went harsh on this one.

The film is jutted with quality humour - social, political and personal. It lives up to the expectations and doesn't slack anywhere at all. It makes us laugh but also makes us uneasy at times not because of crassness but because it reveals the underbelly of our social setup.

I am waiting for Ted 3 - I sincerely hope McFarlene considers it. Ted should run up for Governor or President. It will fit in nicely with the US presidentials in 2016 and should reveal the shallowness of modern political campaigning.

Go Seth go...