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Quotes
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Peter B. Parker : [to Miles, after he lost his uncle Aaron] We've all been there. For me, it was my uncle Ben.
Spider-Man Noir : For me, it was my uncle Benjamin.
Peni Parker : For me, it was my father.
Gwen Stacy : For me, it was my best friend.
Spider-Ham : Miles, the hardest thing about this job is you can't always save everybody.
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Miles Morales : [final lines, voiceover] Okay, let's do this one last time, yeah? For real this time. This is it. My name is Miles Morales. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for like two days, I've been the one and only Spider-Man. I think you know the rest. I finished my essay. I saved a bunch of people. Got hit by a drone. Did this with my dad. Met my roommate finally. Slapped a sticker where my Dad's never going to find it. And when I feel alone, like no one understands what I'm going through, I remember my friends who get it. I never thought I'd be able to do any of this stuff. But I can. Anyone can wear the mask. You can wear the mask. If you didn't know that before, I hope you do now. Cuz I'm Spider-Man. And I'm not the only one. Not by a long shot.
Gwen Stacy : [from beyond her dimension] Miles! Miles! Miles! You got a minute?
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Spider-Man Noir : OK, little fella, Kingpin's gonna send a lot of mugs after ya, I'm talking hard boys, real biscuit boxers. Can you fight them all off at once?
Miles Morales : Well, I, I haven't actually fought anyone...
Spider-Man Noir : Surprise attack!
[Miles tries to fight Spider-Man Noir, but Noir knocks him down. Peni jumps in]
Peni Parker : Can you re-wire a mainframe while being shot at?
Miles Morales : Can I what?
Peni Parker : Show me!
Spider-Man Noir : Surprise attack!
[Noir knocks him down again]
Gwen Stacy : Can you swing and flip with the grace of a trained dancer?
Spider-Man Noir : Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?
Aunt May : Can you help your aunt create an online dating profile so she can get out of the dang house once in a while?
Spider-Ham : Can you float through the air when you smell a delicious pie?
Miles Morales : What?
Gwen Stacy : Can you be strong?
Peni Parker : Ruthless?
Gwen Stacy : Disciplined?
Miles Morales : I don't know, maybe...
Spider-Ham : BOING!
Spider-Man Noir : Show me some moxie, soldier!
Gwen Stacy : Above all, no mater how many times you get hit, can you get back up?
Spider-Man Noir : Because when a Spider-Man is on the floor...
Gwen Stacy : - When you think you've given your all...
Spider-Ham : - When you think you can't keep going...
Spider-Man Noir : - Spider-Man always gets up.
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Mary Jane : [mistaking Peter for a waiter] Hello.
Peter B. Parker : Oh, wow.
Mary Jane : Um, I just wondered if we could have some more bread at table twelve.
Peter B. Parker : Yeah! I'm just, I'm really sorry...
Mary Jane : Oh, don't be sorry. It's just bread.
Peter B. Parker : No, I wasn't there for you when you needed me.
Mary Jane : Mmm-hmm...
Peter B. Parker : And I didn't even try.
Mary Jane : That's fine. I should really get going...
Peter B. Parker : I know I could do better if I just had another chance to give you... the bread that you deserve.
Mary Jane : Are you okay?
Gwen Stacy : Ma'am, we'll take care of that bread right now.
Mary Jane : It's been nice, uh, talking to you.
Peter B. Parker : For you they should fill this place up with fresh bread.
Gwen Stacy : [to Peter] You all right, man?
Peter B. Parker : Yeah, totally.
Gwen Stacy : Okay, good, 'cause we are not getting any bread.
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Miss Calleros : Mr. Morales, moving in the dark. You're late again.
Miles Morales : Einstein said time was relative, right? Maybe I'm not late. Maybe you guys are early.
Gwen Stacy : [beat, but then giggles] Sorry. It was just so quiet.
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Peter B. Parker : [in reference to an impressive move Miles does] Ah, we taught him that, right?
Gwen Stacy : I didn't teach him that. And you *definitely* didn't.
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Gwen Stacy : [voiceover] All right, people, let's start at the beginning one last time. My name is Gwen Stacy. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last two years I've been the one and only Spider-Woman. You guys know the rest. I joined a band. Saved my dad. I couldn't save my best friend, Peter Parker. So now, I save everyone else. And I don't do friends anymore. Just to avoid any distractions. And one day, this weird thing happened. And I mean, like, *really* weird. I was blown into last week. Literally. I landed in New York, but not my New York. My spider sense told me to head to Visions Academy. I wasn't sure why until I met you...
[back to the present; Gwen stares down Miles]
Miles Morales : I like your haircut.
Gwen Stacy : You don't get to like my haircut.
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Miles Morales : Do I get to like the hairdo now?
[Miles and Gwen laugh]
Gwen Stacy : You know I'm older than you. Fifteen months, but it's pretty significant, if you ask me.
Miles Morales : Well, Einstein said time was relative, right?
Gwen Stacy : [laughs] Nice.
Miles Morales : [offers his hand] Friends?
Gwen Stacy : [hesitates, then takes Miles' hand and holds it] Friends.
Miles Morales : Cool.
Gwen Stacy : See you around, Spider-Man.
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Aunt May : You look tired, Peter.
Peter B. Parker : Well, I am tired.
Aunt May : And older. And... thicker.
Peter B. Parker : Yeah, I've heard that already.
Aunt May : Oh, jeez, are those sweatpants?
Gwen Stacy : Yep. That's what they are.
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Gwen Stacy : [bumps into Miles] Oh! Are you okay?
Miles Morales : What?
[wipes his forehead]
Miles Morales : [voiceover] Why am I so sweaty?
Gwen Stacy : Why are you so sweaty?
Miles Morales : It's a puberty thing. I don't know why I said that. I'm not going through puberty. I did. But I'm... done.
[deep, "cool" voice]
Miles Morales : I'm a man.
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Miles Morales : I like your hair!
Gwen Stacy : [stone-faced] You don't get to like my hair.
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Gwen Stacy : Buckle up, guys, this is going to take a while.
[Gwen, Miles, and Peter brace themselves as Doc Ock flies toward them... and then relax as Doc Ock is flattened by a rogue 18-wheeler]
Gwen Stacy : All right, never mind. Let's end this thing.
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Doc Ock : Where you going, Peter?
[Doc Ock wraps Peter B. up with her tentacles]
Doc Ock : Any last words?
Peter B. Parker : [strained] Can I have a moment to think about it? You got a pen?
Doc Ock : Goodbye, Peter Parker.
[Doc Ock's tentacles suddenly betray her, which Gwen notices]
Doc Ock : Ugh! Who did that?
[Doc Ock gets pushed back, as Miles reveals himself to enter the fight]
Peter B. Parker : Miles?
Doc Ock : Spider-Man?
[Miles punches Doc Ock into the ceiling of the collider]
Peter B. Parker : [surprised] Wow, Miles! You're doing it on command!
Miles Morales : It's about time, right?
Peni Parker : Miles!
Spider-Ham : Look who's here!
Gwen Stacy : You figured it out.
Peter B. Parker : I love you! I am so proud of you!
Miles Morales : [chuckles]
Peter B. Parker : Do I want kids?
[Doc Ock recovers and throws a piece of the covering at Peter B. and Miles]
Peter B. Parker : Oh, yeah. I forgot about her.