We've taken pity on our unwed prince and lined up 10 very eligible ladies. What are you waiting for, Haz?
Emily Pearson
'Wellness warrior' Emily, 26, is a holistic health coach and yoga babe who's based in Ibiza, where she omms, drinks green juice and Instagrams Hippocrates quotes. Sounds perfect for Haz, right? And her dad is Viscount Cowdray, so she's got the polo thing zipped up. Blonde and bendy, she's suitably laidback for our party prince. Also obsessed with coconut oil, which means she is very glossy, inside and out.
Chloe Herbert
This 22-year-old history of art student knows about castle etiquette - she grew up just behind Highclere and used to have her birthday teas in its tearoom. She's the daughter of the charming racehorse manager Harry Herbert, the Earl of Carnarvon's brother. When she met Hugh Bonneville while he was filming Downton, she was so overwhelmed she curtsied. Bodes well for meeting the Queen.
Lady Natasha Howard
Harry has a soft spot for Tash, a 29-year-old Bruce Springsteen fan who studied politics at Bristol University and works as a stylist for Vogue China. He's often seen backstage at Womad, the world- music festival held at Tash's home, Charlton Park, owned by her father, the Earl of Suffolk. Slightly confusingly, it's a 4,500-acre estate in Wiltshire. She loves Burning Man. Maybe they'd get married there. That would be a royal first.
Morwenna Lytton Cobbold
A Burberry model whose name means mermaid (sexy), Morwenna, 26, has a thing for black patent boots (also sexy) and grew up at Knebworth, the family's gothic mega-stately. It's a rock 'n' roll kind of place - Mick Jagger left a pair of red pants here in the Seventies (they are kept in the safe). ALSO, SHE IS GINGER. I mean, this is so going to happen.
Antonia Packard
This super-discreet brunette is half Brazilian, so she's more fiery than your average Sloane. Perhaps that's what Harry needs - some spice in his pudding! Antonia, the 30-year-old daughter of the late financier Fred Packard and his funster Latina wife, Dulce, is the director of a charity that supports victims of domestic abuse and spends her spare time stamping around the family estate in the Scottish Borders with a big gun.
Idina Moncreiffe
Idina has big blue eyes and white-blonde hair, a bit like a Valkyrie. But she is not a Valkyrie, she is a Scottish aristocrat. Her father is Peregrine Moncreiffe of that Ilk and she grew up in Perthshire, one of six offspring. The 24-year-old went to Ampleforth, but that's all right because royals are allowed to marry Catholics these days. She's also a model and artist who likes drawing horses. Get in!
Daisy Fellowes
Her big brother Fred runs Secret Garden Party, so Daisy knows all about dancing, drinking, fairy wings - the good stuff. But is she a little bit too conspicuous? Harry likes to party incognito in a mask and baseball cap. Daisy, 29, is five-foot-11, so all too easily spotted while breakdancing. But she also has a charitable side like Your Royal Gingerness - she runs Kapara, a clothing brand that helps women and children in India.
Lady Isabella Innes-Ker
A fearless 22-year-old professional eventer, Bella has resplendent blonde hair, looks very fetching in jodhpurs and is obsessed with her horses. Obsessed. The daughter of the Duke and Duchess of Roxburghe, she grew up at Floors Castle in Scotland and has been flinging herself over enormous fences since she was 13. Castles, horses: she knows the drill.
Hum Fleming
A humdinger is technically defined as 'a remarkable or outstanding person or thing of its kind'. Which sounds about right for Hum, 26, a sassy PR girl and member of the banking family. She has the ravishing looks of a Bond heroine (Ian Fleming, btw, happens to be an ancestor), skis in skintight onesies, lurks around Hertford Street and enjoys a bit of stick and balling at the polo. Hello, future princess!
Celia Weinstock
Celia, 31, is an Oxford-educated brain with an hourglass figure and Vermeer-perfect skin. She wears Chanel, loves the races and designs jewellery (which could make choosing an engagement ring a bit of a ball-ache). There are some nice houses - her mother's ancestral home is Lyme Park and there is a fancy pad in Tuscany. She would raise Harry's game academically, and in a complicated post-Brexit world, that would be no bad thing.
