User:Syndrome

This article is BS. Quit fucking around and please add some actual "content" to it.

Commander of the Order

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

es-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Español.

ow-2 This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under his/her bed and really wants to read them.

uk-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Correct English.

rh-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour.

:o This user thinks the admins are cool and sexy.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

NO This user doesn't care.

This user is a Discordian -- at least in some sense.

Syndrome is so popular that he's allowed to have a vanity page on Wikipedia.

Real 100% silver Articles (wherein Bold means featured, invisible means quasi-featured):

• Archery -- Collab with Why do I need to provide this?
• Teabag everything that moves -- Wait, Syndrome actually writes stuff?
• UnScripts:CKC2k Reviews the Fundamental Theorem of Arithmetic - A failed experiment.
• Heinrich himmler is GAY--No comment.
• The Lorax--Based on the Lewis Carroll poem. You know, the one that goes like "and the Lorax outgrabe..."
• Please don't delete this page--PRETTY PLEASE!
• The life of MC Hammer--Rewrite for Conservation Week.
• North--In the spirit of North Korea Day.

UnNewses:

• UnNews:High-school football player attacks 14-year-old girl
• UnNews:Scandal erupts over magazine cover featuring Obama
• UnNews:Emmanuel Goldstein dies

Other stuff I've done:

• Translated Let Someone Else Do It from Spanish. (2nd best article of August 2009! Holy crap!)
• Your mom. (This is actually a WIP. I'm doing your mom right now.)
• Pee Reviews

This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.

Articles I want to do:

• Bad Dudes--Mr. T and Hannibal. It makes perfect sense somehow.
• Probability--Maybe
• Mach 3 Triple Bladed Katana--This is so awesome, I can't resist rewriting it.
• Bruce Campbell--This article needs fixing, and I only hope that I'm groovy enough to do it.

Stuff I regret:

• The wince-inducing audio to Mah Nà Mah Nà.
• Chun Li Dynasty--Embarassing, but less so.
• Neutrino--Kind of embarrassing.

WIPs

User:Syndrome/Mother Teresa User:Syndrome/The wizard who did it

I collect noobs

This user is proud to have been the Adopter of Invincibleflamegruemaster.

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