Instead of writing all about me, I've put in userboxes which saves people from reading (A picture's worth a thousand words).

Programs I use:

This user is crunching numbers using BOINC.
This user uses LimeWire.
This user uses BitLord.
This user uses DC++.
napThis user used Napster back when it was free.
This user contributes using Firefox.

Hardware I use:

This user contributes using a laptop.
AthXPThis user uses an AMD Athlon XP processor
IPThis user's IP is 127.0.0.1.

My Psychology Profile:

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.
ASThis user has Asperger syndrome.
This user frequently experiences déjà vu.
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
This user is nocturnal.
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
oopsThis user frite quequently uses spoonerisms.

Other:

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945).
This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.
This user is interested in String Theory.
This user is a mathematician.
1+1=3?This user does not understand mathematics.
eπi+1=0This user is a mathie.
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.
Quality, not quantity.This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.
This user spends far too much time editing their user page.
This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
mwhahaha!This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!
MBTIThis user took different MBTI tests and discovered that they had multiple personalities, so they're a bit confused.
This user has a crush on someone.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
This user is an ageless immortal.
♂This user is male.
This user is a mathematician.
This user is a scientist.
This user is from the planet Earth.
The bearer of this is a Wikipedian who shall be permitted to freely edit Wikipedia.
This user is visiting from an alternate universe.
This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades.
Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.
1, 2, 3...This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it.
 This user loves you. So what are ya doing Saturday night hot stuff?
SARCThis user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.
Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626
This user is a mad scientist.
This user believes in aliens and lies naked on his or her rooftop, waiting to be picked up.
GMT
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This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.
This user comes from Australia.
This user is a university student.
UoAThis user attends or attended the University of Adelaide.
This user exercises regularly and drinks a lot of water to stay hydrated.


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evol-4 This user is absolutely certain of the theory of evolution.

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This user is interested in The Jedi Order.
My ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.
All your base are belong to this user.

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BS This user can speak Bullshit.

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IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 160.

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