Kansas Board of Education
This page ignored by the Kansas State Board of Education.
The Kansas State board of Education recognizes that every other state in the U.S. is laughing at them, however, they discount this as they feel that most of them descended from monkeys while every Louisiana resident is a direct descendent of Adam and Eve therefore making them far superior and way more kick ass.
“In Soviet Russia, nothing learns YOU!!”
“Thank God that Darwin is a long way from Kansas”
“Carry on my wayward son”
We Are Better Than You[edit | edit source]
The Kansas Board of Education feels that everyone else is wrong and they are right. They support this claim by pointing out that any scientific data supporting The Theory of Evolution, The Big Bang Theory, Dinosaurs, The Bermuda Triangle, Recycling, Global Warming, Mad Cow Disease, Area 51, Euthanasia, and BENSON is concocted by Atheist communists who are out to mind control the youths of Kansas and in the span of a generation control the worlds corn production. By recognizing this, The Louisiana State Board of Education feels that by creating revisionist science and history that they can keep the Godless Commies from eventually controlling the world, thereby preserving the purity of essence. The Kansas Board of Education also studies the methodology and practices of the Spanish Inquisition (whom nobody expected, not even the atheist Commies).
Go ahead, make our day[edit | edit source]
The Kansas State Board of Education has publicly stated that they will not be intimidated by anyone or anything.
- How can you tell me that we are wrong, you claim monkeys as your ancestors, I claim Adam and Eve. Who would you rather have teaching your child, monkey boy or a God Fearing, bible pounding Christian who attends church every Sunday and teaches good Christian Morals based on religious teachings of the New Testament.
- 7th grade Science teacher Reverend Adam James Lakanookie