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Chris Hansen is ashamed because of what you did.

You sick fuck. Why did you click this link? Did you think a girl would love you in all your miserable existence? I know you should be thinking of doing something more fun, but you still read this like a fat, sweaty, miserable retard and a waste of oxygen.


YOU ARE NOW A PEDOPHILE. Congratulations on your faulty prize, cause now no girl will approach you if you know you are indeed a sick fuck. Pedo. By the rare chance, a girl approaches you, it will almost be out of pity rather than genuine interest. You will never gain a girlfriend. Even the gorillas recognize that you are undoubtedly too much of a creep to even belong to them. You watch those porn titles with "barely legal babe" in them, not thinking that it is, even for a single unconscious second, how fucking creepy it is that a 40-year-old guy is fucking an "18-year-old" girl. Instead, you fap mindlessly to the porn, not aware. At all. You probably also watch stepsibling porn.

TL;DR: you are a pedo because you clicked on this link and now you will die alone. If you even have a single shred of self-respect, you would stop reading this and start socializing.

Now, if you excuse me, the FBI is on the way to your house.

DEPLOYING SEAL TEAMS TO YOUR LOCATION[edit | edit source]

  • Acquiring fish
  • Feeding seals
  • Attaching radio transmitters
  • Training seals to follow orders
  • Attaching explosives
  • Pressing the wrong button

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