Federated States of Micronesia

Micro-Indonesia Federated States of Micronesia Micronesia
Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: "Today tomorrow"
Anthem: "Micronesia Prevails!" by Alvin and the Chipmunks
Comparing Indonesia and Micronesia. Please note that the Micronesia also has Papua New Guinea annexed to it.
Capital
Largest city
Official language(s)	µBahasa
Government	Bureaucracy
Ruling Party	Midgevik Party
‑ Führer	Dick Cheney
‑ Vice Führer	MC Hammer
National Hero(es)	Benito Mussolini, Luigi, Month-old potatoes, Knights who say Ni, The Simpsons
Declaration  of Independence	Nothing: 1917 Greenland: 2001 Sports: Never
Currency	µRupiah
Religion	Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
Population
Major exports	Tea, any materials, and toothpaste
Major imports	Linkin Logs, Legos, and bathroom tiles

Federated States of Micronesia, or Micro-Indonesia is a small nation with a geography identical to that of Indonesia, except for its size, as it is smaller. Micronesia is composed of approximately 0.018 islands and of those, about 0.006 are inhabited.

History[edit | edit source]

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Micronesia was founded in 1917 by a bunch of angry midgets. The midgets demanded a country of their own to rule the way they please as well as having mandatory counter heights of 65 cm or lower during what is now known as the "November Revolution." The Midgevik Party used the revolution to put itself in power over what is now Micronesia and establish the μGovernment. Due to several well-planned political moves by the Midgevik Party, Micronesian law has come to regulate the height of doorknobs, elevator buttons, paper towel dispensers, light switches, and thermostats.

Government[edit | edit source]

Micronesia's central governing body is the μGovernment. The μGovernment is divided into two smaller parts, each approximately 5 × 10⁻⁷ Governments.

Economy[edit | edit source]

Land of Gold... En Teeth. The currency of Micronesia is the μRupiah, which has about the same value as one Zimbabwe dollar. Most of the GDP in Micronesia is in small goods, including children's clothing, full-grown midgets' pirate regalia, baby shoes, M&M's, and McDonald's choking hazard toys, however, the last segment has become less significant in recent years since the Chinese have taken over the cheap plastic crap industry. Though less significant, belt buckles and those plastic dealies on the end of shoelaces are also exported from Micronesia.

It should also be noted that Micronesia is the world's largest importer of Linkin Logs, Legos and bathroom tiles.

Micronesia has a surprisingly large economy, with a GDP of about $758,000, it is almost capable of buying a house in Orange County.

Culture[edit | edit source]

Micronesia celebrates each January 7 as "November Revolution Day." Many speculate that this is a result of sheer stupidity, although it is really an attempt to get people celebrate November Revolution day instead of the new year. Most Micronesians use November Revolution Day to get completely drunk and abuse crack. Celebrations on this day usually result in hundreds of millionths of deaths.

Also celebrated throughout the year are Linkin Logs and Legos, the primary building materials of the Micronesians and Matchbox Cars, the most popular means of transport in the country.

See also[edit | edit source]

Did you know? The flag of Micronesia is a stolen, but yet smaller version of the flag of Indonesia.

• Miniaturization
• Indonesia
• Luxembourg
• Greenland

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