User:TwasBrillig

Commander of the Order

Writing[edit | edit source]

Featured Articles:

• Global Cooling - May 31, 2007 (Featured version)

In recognition of your contribution toward maintaining a humourous atmosphere on Uncyclopedia. Thank you for keeping Uncyclopedia cool.

I proudly announce that this article has been translated into Portugese.

• Bipolar bear - July 5, 2007 (Featured version)

Here's two bucks a charming portrait of a bipolar bear for your heartfelt support of manic-depressive wildlife. Bipolar Bears Rule!!

I proudly announce that this article has been translated into both Portugese and French.

• Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light - August 1, 2007 (Featured version)

BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU! Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light

• Creepy - October 29, 2008 (Featured Version)

Do you like my picture? May I take yours? Let me pick out something for you to pose in from my box of photos of you that I keep under my bed. You don't think that's creepy, do you?

• UnNews:H1N1 OVERBLOWN BY MEDIA!!!!! - December 7, 2009 (Featured Version)

You voted to make H1N1 a front-page story! Exposing millions to fear and spreading paranoia! And now the story has mutated! Misinformation everywhere! ...thanks a lot!!!

- also made the UnNews front page November 10, 2009

• Backmasking - July 8, 2011

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Other (surviving) articles I wrote: (before people "improved" them)

UnNews Reports

• UnNews:Prince Harry to duel bin Laden
• UnNews:Duceppe promotes unity
• UnNews:Paris Hilton Released Using "Get Out of Jail Free" Card
• UnNews:Kennedy Declares Candidacy for '08
• UnNews:Testosterone-fuelled Vehicles Linked to Aggressive Driving
• UnNews:Uncyclopedia Celebrates 23,000th 23,000th Article

- made the UnNews front page January 18, 2008

• UnNews:Photo of Clinton Wearing a Burqa Creates a Stir
• UnNews:Opening Ceremonies Fixed
• UnNews:Swayze's Ghost Communicates Via Medium
• UnNews:Harper Relieved at Narrow Escapes
• UnNews:Senate to investigate Punxsutawney Phil

- made the UnNews front page February 4, 2011

Articles I re-wrote:

• Ballroom Dancing
• Mordecai Richler

Articles I contributed significantly to:

• Worst 100 Self-Help Books (numbers 1-18)
• Canadian Military
• Tim Hortons (RRRoll up the brews to lose)
• Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/superhero (change clothes)
• UnNews:Team Canada on Track to Acheive Olympic Goal of 0 Medals (2nd half)
• Iqaluit, Nunavut

Reviewing[edit | edit source]

Rejoice, TwasBrillig! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Articles I have received the Golden Shower Award for reviewing:

• Soul Market (quasi-quasi-featured)
• Did I really move to LA? (quasi-featured, later featured)
• Portishead
• Hunter

And I got this for reviewing Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder (featured):

Rise, TwasBrillig! You have been proclaimed by Big Brother to be an honorary member of the Inner Party for your contributions to Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder! Subject to ability to pass a Ministry of Truth orthodoxy test. Offer invalid outside Oceania.

Other articles I've reviewed:

• UnNews:Uncyclopedia is better than Wikipedia
• UnNews:Rain falls on United Kingdom (featured)

Ninjastars[edit | edit source]

Whirling Star of Vigilance

For extreme services to VFD in digging up all its embarrassing past, your friendly neighbourhood poopsmith awards you something shiny and spinny. –Strange but untrue

- Ljlego also awarded me one of these for helping put templates on articles nominated for deletion.

Favourite Articles I Didn't Write[edit | edit source]

• Martina Hingis
• Vulva
• Blandford

Thanks for voting for Blandford

Have some special Blandford-style tea.

Luckily you voted for this article. If you didn't you might have found yourself headless down a well

• UnBooks:Gallows Humor

	Herr Doktor has awarded you a pumpkin pie!
	For voting on Gallows Humor "With your stamina refilled, time to work!"

• Mr. Kearsy

Mr. Kearsy ..is so cool, he doesn't have to say anything in order to thank you. Just look into his eyes and you'll know.

• Film Noir

A tall, dark man pushes a note into your hand; it reads: "The The Don thanks you for voting for Film Noir. He offers a free secret from Jimmy the Shoeshine Boy as a reward." The man turns away, muttering he has an appointent with someone's mom...

• Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder

For voting for OCRD, Big Brother thanks you! As a gift in return, have a pet Stalingrue. BB claims no liability if it bites off one of your fingers or three.

• Old McDonald

Thanks for the vote! For showing the good taste/pity to vote for Old McDonald on VFH, 15Mickey20 would like to reward you with a chicken! He hopes you find many uses for this gift.

• UnNews:6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research

Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research.

• Jewish Holidays

THEY TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ARTICLE FROM BEING FEATURED They failed. Let's Eat!. Those bizarre triangle-shaped dough stuff. What the hell are those anyway? Oh, and thank you for voting!

• UnNews:New writing technique good for some, bad for others

Link to Recent UnNews[edit | edit source]

The powers that UnBe seem intent on hiding from us the place to get our news stories on the main page. So here it is: Template:RecentUnNews. Ha!