Grrl Power #893 – I’ma punch you so hard…
I would apologize for this page, but the middle two panels make me laugh every time.
People talk a bit talk about sticking a boot up someone’s ass so far they can taste leather, but you know what, if they actually did it, they’d probably freak out pretty hard.
- I’ll whoop your ass so fast if you blink you’ll die in the dark.
- I’ll knock your teeth so far down your throat the next time you sit on a bowl of milk duds you’ll have to be careful not to lose a filling! (<– This is a Sydney special)
- I’ll stick my foot so far up your ass, Red Foreman will be like “Yikes!”
- I will slap you so hard you’ll be able to get my fortune told. Cause… my handprint will be on your cheek, see?
- I will slap you so hard, you’ll be like “Hey, stop.”
What’s the best fight ridiculous threat you’ve heard?
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I love this SO much! Anyone else get a Beetlejuice vibe off Mr. Amorphous’ face stretch moment? And it’s a good thing Sydney wasn’t there to see that. I’m guessing one of two things would have happened; either she would have hurled all over someone, or she’d somehow make things worse with some kind of ultra-disturbing comment.
Also, I’m pretty sure everyone but Mr. Amorphous is going to require some heavy one-on-one time with a shrink after witnessing that… Whatever the hell that was. lol
“I’ll hit you so hard, you mamma is gonna feel it!”
I dunno, I think she might break out laughing at it.
She’s got a brain that’s totally “Out There Somewhere”…
Remember the “Puppet Maxima incident”?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I am SO GLAD we finally got to see Mr. Amorphous’s powers get stretched to the limit!
Seriously, though, I can’t get enough of this page.
*still laughing*
Thanks
Now I dont feel so bad
If Hench Winch got a government job, would she have the Strength of the Army? If Deus hires her would she gain his business sense?
Only if the army employed her, and only if they were supers
More dangerously, if Archon hired her would she get literally everyone’s powers? Simply Max + Achilles so she never has to divert power to defense would put her over the top, let alone whatever she’d get from Dabbler.
No, unless everyone hired her.
Brook is grossed out by Mr. A’s head reversal? You’d think a gal with a hideous missing toe would be willing to accept someone who is less than perfect.
How can you equate a missing body part with being able to urn ones head inside out, and back, with no more of an adverse feeling than turning your eyelid inside out?
I mean, pelicans can do that. They can literally bend their spine up and out their mouth :)
Oh, please let the wench pull an apu and keep that shocked face.
I will slap the black right off you! The expressions on Maxima’s and Heatwave’s faces… Yeah they gonna need to talk about it to someone.
In the meantime, where’d dabbler go? She unconscious?
When I was in the military somebody was pissing me off, and one of the other guys there told the one doing it,”You better back off or Rose is going to pull your bottom lip over your head and staple it to your back pocket!”.
Oddly enough, that totally worked. Of course with half the shop laughing their asses off, including me,..
Hench Wench is perfect haha
Really? Well into the seventh page of comments, and no-one’s cited the late, great, Alan Rickman in Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves?
“LOCKSLEY!! I’m going to cut your heart out with a spoon!”
“Because it’s dull, you twit, it’ll hurt more.”
I’m in full agreement with you about how hilarious panel 5 is – I’d rate it on-par with the old “Goodness, my face blew out!” comic of Calvin & Hobbes.
My favorite ludicrous threat is: “I will slap you so hard your grandchildren will surely be born dizzy!”
My favorite one is Therese Voremann to the Kuei Jinn boss: “I’m going to tie your eyelashes to your asshair and bowl you down the street!”
I like Rosa Diaz, “I’ll punch him in the mouth so hard he bites his own heart.”
She’s definitely thinking literally too.
Although the all-time winner has to be Bruce Lee, who once kicked a guy so hard he broke the guy standing next to him’s arm. Why make crazy threats when you can actually do it?
Even two years later, that panel is right up there with the Calvin & Hobbes strip where Calvin’s face is covered in bubble gum for me – guaranteed laugh EVERY time.
“If you hit me, and I find out about it, I will reach down your throat and turn you inside out like a tube sock”