Sooooo I was enjoying it. We’re about 10-20 mins from the end. And baby I came so close to throwing up I had to walk out. Had to sit in the movie theater lobby for 10 minutes drinking water with shaking hands. I’m sorry if I ever called myself a body horror girl because CLEARLY I can’t handle the real shit. Maybe one day I’ll circle back when my stomach is stronger and I do regret missing the very end…

I feel like there’s a very heavy weight on my chest. And a lump in my throat. But in a very gorgeous way. Josh O’Connor really may be my greatest man ever now oh what a beautiful stunning person in every single way. Like who’s operating on this level right now. ???????. Carol Duarte and Isabella Rossellini 😍😍😍😍 lovely beyond. Alice Rohrwacher’s eye is so loving and caring and has left me breathless. Italy in the 80s (approximately) is always…

Brain chemistry: changed. Like thank god I finally made it here you guys it was a fight to wait this long to see it. But my god. How worth it it was. Supremely sexy. I love emotional manipulation.

I love a fine ass trio as well. Personal fav for me was Josh O’Connor’s thighs and arms and face and chest and really everything else (including his performance!!!! Not just gonna objectify his bod I love his craft!!!!!!!). Zendaya really proved…

You guys. Hey you guys. Hey have you seen this. OH MY 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 it has sent me into a manic state. I’m in a frenzy. I couldn’t even go home after I had to keep driving and speeding and tailgating people to calm down. Idk yall this did something crazy to me I feel like I’m on stimulants like

Kristen Stewart is really my wife forever and ever and ever yall. Please Kristen come here. Be my life partner. Is…

MMMM DELECTABLE !!!! Thank you Todd Haynes YUMMY !!!!!!!!!!!!! Really gorgeous. Had never seen Jonathan Rhys Meyers in anything other than Bend It Like Beckham before so this was quite a shock to my system. But he ate. Ewan McGregor and Toni Colette and Christian Bale YES !!! YES OF COURSE wonderful jobs !!!!!!!! Music was actually surprisingly incred. Thank god for that. Kind of just perfectly done across the board oh my freaking gosh !!!!!! There’s too much to…

SANDRA INNOCENT☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻. I know it’s not about whether she did it or not but that’s just the feeling I have in my soul. This was freaking excellent. The past day has turned me into such a Sandra Hüller stan and if Lily Gladstone hadn’t already stolen my heart, Sandra would be my pick for best actress. She’s an eater for sure !!!! Incredible writing and directing by Justine Triet yes mama !!! Genuinely would’ve loved to see the actor for…

I’m literally so 😆. I’m literally so ☺️. Oh my. Yes !!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes of course !!!!!!!!! I’ve been meaning to get to this for 8004900 years and we finally made it. PTA genius as we already knew. Thank you. 

Daniel day Lewis DUH. Un-retire now. Seems like nobody wants to work these days 🙄. Vicky Krieps oh my lord. Lovely lovely incredible job. And I love listening to her speak I’m obsessed with her voice !!!! Lesley Manville as well…

Girl where do I begin. Idk. It’s a step up from Promising Young Woman (HATED!) so at least. But I really think Emerald just needs the pen taken away from her. A gorgeous movie with some great performances masquerading as class critique when it’s really just about a little freakass. 

How about I start with what I liked. Fucking gorgeous aesthetically in every way !!!! Beautiful set and costume design, stunning cinematography, incredible soundtrack. If you watch this as a…

Hmmmm. Tom is such a fucking loser. Omg she likes the smiths! Only I, the most middling white man on earth, could possibly know who that is! She’s so different fuck let me fall freakishly madly in love with her and ignore her repeated insistence on a casual relationship ☝🏻🤓! Don’t get it twisted I do adore Joseph gordon levitt I want more work for him. Zooey deschanel gorgeous stunning want to be HER. I did like the anachronism okayyyy…