Really really bad like so boring and bad that it just pissed me off. Even less ass than xxl like what was the point. This was supposed to be feminist but a woman (me) was brutally tricked and attacked (not allowed to see ass cheeks). FML
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G.B.F. 2013
YALLL WHAT IN FUCKS NAME WAS THIS???!!!?!!?? OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING BAD WHO DID THIS. WHY DID THIS HAPPEN. ITS A CRIME
Btw I did not just rewatch this, it spontaneously entered my mind today and I had to review it because all of the atrocities are flooding back. Felt like I had to disclaim that.
I saw this like five or six years ago and I think I jsut didn’t really get how awful it was??…
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The Tender Bar 2021
My dad basically forced to watch this at gunpoint and he has the worst taste so I was dreading this from the very beginning. My dread was not misplaced.
Not only is this just not my thing at all but it is also so aggressively lackluster and forgettable. The violent mediocrity is honestly worse than if it was straight up shit. I guess it’s based on a memoir so technically it’s a unique story but it still managed to be…
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The Mummy 1959
White people never listen. 😐.
There was so much brown face in this???? No actual Africans except the slaves??? Just some disgusting ass white guys??? Literally demonic. Ik this was a pretty common practice but still horrific. Automatic penalty of three stars.
I guess this was still a little fun time. I’ve had such a good time with all of the older movies I’ve seen really! And I didn’t expect there to be so many parallels between The Mummy (1999)!…
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Where the Crawdads Sing 2022
Didn’t like it. Did NOT fukcing like it. No idea why this was so hard to sit through but ughhhh it was just fucking bad. Harris Dickinson I still love youuuu. Wish this wasn’t my introduction to Daisy Edgar Jones but I’m sure she did her best with this hellish movie. Just not good at all bye
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
This was kind of an atrocity LOLLLLLLL
Oh jeez. I'm kind of upset!!!!! I've never had faith in marvel to put forward a semi decent movie but my god... didn't think it would be this bad!!!!! Sam Raimi I'm so sorry my doll I can't believe they did this to you
The writing was just fucked. Idek what to say about it but just wayyyy too much going on and like really lame as well. Just horrific oh dear god…
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Don't Look Up 2021
Bingeing best picture nominees this weekend… 🫡🥲🥲🫠🫠🫠🫠
Adam McKay stop making movies challenge. Adam McKay fall off the earth challenge. You suck you little freak!!!! I hate you!!!!!!
The fact that this was nominated for best picture is a fucking catastrophe. I mean truly no faith in those fuckers at the academy… and if it wins??? I can’t pretend it wouldn’t be hilarious but mainly it would just compound said catastrophe. Just criminal
So desperate for people to hail it…
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The King's Man 2021
Really no good. I mean it’s literally World War I fanfiction so that already puts u off to a bad start. Disappointment bc my family is so obsessed with the first two of these… Rasputin fight scene was probs the best part. This entire film series’s fight scenes are unmatched tbh so much fun! But everything else sucked for this one quite unfortunate.
Also the hitler post credits scene…. None of those words are in the Bible. Are you serious.…
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Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief 2010
As someone with a severe obsession with the percy jackson books….. this absolutely broke me! Like what in the literal fuck. Just destroyed over this
Obviously it’s awful but the most upsetting part of this clusterfuck is the fact that Logan lerman was the PERFECT Percy but now ofc we missed the window for him to be a well-supported one…. heart wrenching.
Only thing saving this review is the casino scene! Iconic, incredible, captivating… perfect! The one thing done right. 🙁
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The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009
A lot of nothing tbh 😐😕 the first was much more entertaining so was kinda disappointing
Still fun though def still enjoyed