• Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    ★★★½

    Y’all…. Why was this a little bit good as hell…… like fawk all the gossip…… I can’t say I didn’t enjoy this!!!!! And the drama added some great spice ok we need more movie campaigns this wild

    Biggest problem was definitely the screenplay. Pacing could have been better for sureee and there was a lot that was either expanded on too much or not enough. Little over ambitious I think. Half-baked. I DID like that the twist was obvious pretty…

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    ★★★★

    Likeeeee it’s too good. Cannot stress how much we need this kinda movie back. If y’all wanna make y2k fashion trendy let’s commit and bring this along too!!!! I WILL say camp. I will actually.

    Megan Fox is soooo good here and I mean that seriously. This is a genuinely Good performance and I hope she’s able to make a proper return to the screen eventually!! Amanda Seyfried as well just looooveeeeee that girl so freakine much. And this is…

  • Museum Hours

    Museum Hours

    ★★★★★

    Actually soooo stunning in every way. Very real in a way I don’t know that I’ve ever seen before. Of course some lovely stuff on being a foreigner completed isolated in a new place, constantly swinging between tightening and loosening a grip on why they even came to this strange place at all. And I love that we get to see this convergence of two people who delve into and cherish every bit of the beautiful or interesting parts of their…

  • Personal Shopper

    Personal Shopper

    ★★★★★

    Jesus Christ😭😭😭😭this kinda scared the shit out of me but whew. Fantastic work as expected. I feel like I’ve seen juuust enough of Olivier Assayas’s work to officially declared him a fav. What a fucjing genius mastermind!!!! 

    Kristen Stewart absolute love of my life😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ she is such an insanely talented actress and I can’t believe anyone could ever say otherwise… this was actually incredible. This was nottt an easy role like the wholeee time it was nonstop Kristen. Obviously she…

  • The Hunger

    The Hunger

    ★★★★★

    MADE FOR ME. FOR. MEEEE!!!!!! Like actually Tony Scott made this knowing I would be here to love this 40 years later. Oh wowww….

    Opening with the “Bela Lugosi’s Dead” music video are you trying to kill me. Then David Bowie. Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon being gay together. Little peek at Willem Dafoe. And vampires of course!!! Are you actually kidding!!!!!!!! 

    Maybe I was making this up but I saw sooo many shots in here that reminded me of…

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★★★

    Basically sorta After Hours but clinically horny. Pretty good stuff I would say! Little long tbh. Least favorite of what I’ve seen from Kubrick so far but by no means bad. It is sooo obvious how much of a perfectionist that man was. Like every shot all the set design every pause… just a very very clear vision there. I’m sure he was a bitch to work with but look at the freaking product!!! And as much as I hate to…

  • Irma Vep

    Irma Vep

    Absolute perfection to me… movie is most definitely unbeatable but OH WOWWW. Just an incredible adaptation of the original story into the modern era with juuust enough differences that it’s not just a regurgitation of the same thing. It’s amazing to see all the original themes that were so powerful expanded on so much with all the time they have with a series. UGHHHH

    Olivier Assayas. Ohmygoddd I’ve never felt so understood I think??? The themes don’t even really apply…

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    So. Was watching this girl enjoying this girl living for this girl etc. THEN THE FUCKING POWER GOES OUT OF THE WHOLE THEATER…. Oh you guys I’m so mad. I was such a hater when I first saw the trailers but it’s sort of unbelievably good… the editing is fucking insaneee oMg I was scared all the old ladies in there would have seizures though. The Baz chaos is perrrrrfect here Ough. And this is a career-defining performance for austin…

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys

    ★★★★

    This was really good u guys😭😭😭so much fun and just very solid plot progression or whatever. Single-handedly turned me into a Ryan gosling fan…. That man is NOT overrated he is megahot funny talented etc etc… def one of those mainstream sexy guys that is woefully deprived of comedic roles. Let him be funny more please!!! And when man scream high pitch is funny. Like he will eat Ken so bad. Anyways. Love trashy guys in the 70s. Having a…

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★★½

    Pretty decent I would say!! By far the best project I’ve seen from phase 4 (even though that’s not saying much……)

    Visuals were better! Didn’t come off as so obviously shitty to me I think. And I actually really dug the black and white… thought it looked quite cool…..

    Christian bale obvi on the slays. If marvel ever decides it wants to put out quality products they should hire actors like him bc wowww they make a world of difference.…

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    ★★★★★

    😭😭HE😭😭😭😭LE BEBE SHOES😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    Probably the cutest thing I ever saw in my life. Started crying like 5 minutes in bc it was just overwhelmingly adorable. Likeeee?????????? What do you want me to do. Just unbelievable. I heard other ppl sniffling and someone behind me actually released a sob. Like this is just a comfort movie for the people ok. I wanna see Jenny Slate begin a prolific voice acting career now bc thsi was fabulous. Isabella Rossellini breaking my heart……

  • Vampire's Kiss

    Vampire's Kiss

    ★★★★½

    This is literally American Psycho but instead of the delusions being about murder they're about vampires. So basically combining two of my favorite things. Plus Nic Cage so three. Perfect 2 me!!!!!

    As much as I enjoyed this was lowkey nottt what I was expecting. Like I thought he would be like more real vampire! Not a complaint was just like ohhh shit... he's just straight up insane ok. Honestly live for it though what a fantastic concept!!! This type…