I watched 20 mins of this at work like 6 months ago so I figured it was finally time to finish it LOL. Also needed body horror not sure why… definitely found that here! Yay.
Cheesy cheesy lady. Just the goofiest! Like the way Dan did cpr don’t mess with me rn. 😭😭😭 so silly and fun we love the 80s!!!!!! Camp camp camp
The scene of herbert and Dan in the basement fighting the cat had to be my…
Quirked up and camp beyond!! Effects and makeup were sooo fun. Hugh Grant and Peter Capaldi had me drooling and screaming they’re too stunning and good. And maybe I’m insane but I see a lot of Timothee hallmarks in Hugh Grant like idk idk love that… Amanda Donahoe the sexiest pagan worshipper ever. Def wanna read the book now. Loveeee!!!
Just threw up on the floor….
Obscenely freaky. Truly beyond the beyond. But cool and fun!! No idea how this got classified as a comedy though. I may have had fun but this wasn’t exactly a barrel of laughs! Whatever though. The ridiculousness made up for it!
Some really slayage practical effects. Always a fan of those!!! Super disgusting and great. Like juuuust horrific. Fucked up beyond compare truly. I know David Cronenberg is jealous omg. 🙌🏻🙌🏻
Soooo incredibly 80s.…
This is literally American Psycho but instead of the delusions being about murder they're about vampires. So basically combining two of my favorite things. Plus Nic Cage so three. Perfect 2 me!!!!!
As much as I enjoyed this was lowkey nottt what I was expecting. Like I thought he would be like more real vampire! Not a complaint was just like ohhh shit... he's just straight up insane ok. Honestly live for it though what a fantastic concept!!! This type…
Wow!!! Perfectly thrilling and disgusting and freaky! Ensemble cast mysteries are truly the best
John carpenter’s direction was fantastic!! Really killed it with the suspense and tension and doubt. Yass
Effects were SICK. Just vomit-worthy. But so so good. Perfectly horrific and squirm-inducing. We love you practical effects!!!
Kurt russell was sooo much fun. Emulated all of the coolest qualities a man in the 80s could have. Sickeningly luscious hair, a thick beard, and light alcoholism! Great choice for a…
It's always gonna be a banger. How can I lie!!!! The dystopian girls of the 2010s really had a stranglehold on me and it wasn't unjustified... good as hell so sorry about it
Quite a solid adaptation from the book too! Haven't read it in a looooong while but remember it being pretty close (I think??? Maybe not omg idk)
Will say this would not have been even half as good without Dylan O'Brien. OH MY GODDDDD MY MAN. Actually…
Wooooow… quiteee fucked but very cool!! Not really what I expected but still delivered in a lot of ways. I hate to utter the word but… it was Ethereal for sure. And cult stuff often wins in my book likeee ok they’re crazy that’s kinda cool. Sickening !
Quite a bit slower than I thought, I was like an hour in and felt like wayyy less time had gone by. Not a bad thing! Slowness is rare and I appreciated…