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  • Night of the Living Dead
  • Killing Words
  • Lucky
  • May

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  • Abigail

    ★★★

  • [REC]²

    ★★★

  • Come True

    ★½

  • Child's Play

    ★★★★

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  • A Winter Barbecue

    A Winter Barbecue

    ★★★★½

    I find Hal's situation relatable. Sometimes you just have to do something pointless in order to feel like you have something to offer your family in a point where you have nothing left to offer.

    Over this Christmas there was a lot of shit going on with my family. I remember me and my wife going insane putting together these stupid fucking Eevee mega blocks for our girls. We did it so we could give them something when we couldn't…

  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying

    ★★★★★

    Good night and welcome fellow Children of Chaos

    I fucking did it. It's been weeks watching in the background at work for like 20 minute bursts. But I fucking did it.

    From what I gather this was made as a form of protest, the UK ratings board had to watch all 10H of this to give it a rating. And as such I can apricate it. I think movie ratings are imperative to consumers, but at least here in the…

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  • Abigail

    Abigail

    ★★★

    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    It was fine. I love the part of every vampire movie where we have to list what does and doesn't work. Garlic doesn't, nor does crosses, sunlight yes, wooden stakes yes.

    No one tried to line a doorway with rice or gain though.

    The story is a group of assholes are hired to kidnap a girl and hold her for ransom for a famous underground warlord and turns out shes a vampire.…

  • [REC]²

    [REC]²

    ★★★

    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    Another meh entry in Mo Nut November
    boxd.it/3KPJG

    A monster makes out with the lady, so kinda.

    Honestly I think I would have liked this a lot had it not been found footage. I think the tension really works, I like the cross section of faith and science going on here. there is some really good emotional moments.

    Also a woman who has never seen a gun can't shoot straight even at…

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  • Cube

    Cube

    You know all the shitty remakes of Japanese movies we've done, time they get their revenge I guess

  • Final Destination 2

    Final Destination 2

    ★★★½

    So these moves are based on a real thing.

    You see a lot of people die and death has a group of people working for him. The celestial order is unionized and Death is guaranteed 4 weeks vacation every year. So sometimes he has his middle management take over for him.

    There is this kid named Chad, or Chazz as we all refuse to call him. Kinda a 90s kid who's dad is an important figure in the divine bureaucracy.…