Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Shagger (Season 9, Episode 5)
TV Episode | Comedy

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Shagger (Season 9, Episode 5)

TV Episode | Comedy

Tim downloads a gay dating site called S*agger on his phone and is shocked by the photos that perverts have sent of their privates, but true love seems to beckon in the form of cute customer Leonard. Billy is exhausted by Cassie's sexual ...See moreTim downloads a gay dating site called S*agger on his phone and is shocked by the photos that perverts have sent of their privates, but true love seems to beckon in the form of cute customer Leonard. Billy is exhausted by Cassie's sexual demands, which affects his football training, but she inadvertently kick-starts his game by appearing on the sidelines dressed as a WAG. Gaz's efforts to walk seem as unsuccessful as Donna's attempts to find a new best friend. Her auditions only yield the likes of eco-freaks, killers, and lesbians, but when one of the women goes for her with a bottle, Gaz miraculously leaps from his wheelchair to save her. Written by don @ minifie-1 See less

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14 cast members

Name	Known for
Georgia Henshaw Cassie Cassie See fewer	Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (2008)
Freddie Hogan Billy McCormack Billy McCormack See fewer	Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell (2015)
Will Mellor Gaz Wilkinson Gaz Wilkinson See fewer	Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001)
Natalie Casey Donna Donna See fewer	Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001)
Luke Gell Tim Claypole Tim Claypole See fewer	Crusade in Jeans (2006)
Samuel Barnett Leonard Leonard See fewer	Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016)
Kerry Howard Hazel Hazel See fewer	Love at First Sight (I) (2023)
Gemma Arrowsmith Put-Upon Girl Put-Upon Girl See fewer	Tracey Ullman's Show (2016)
Nadia Kamil Vampire Girl Vampire Girl See fewer	Buzzard Hollow Beef (2017)
Victoria Oates Fluffy Girl Fluffy Girl See fewer	Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001)
Jiggy Bhore Twee Woman Twee Woman See fewer	Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Rosalyn Wright Anna Anna See fewer	Renegade Nell (2024)
Hannah Dodd Kerri Kerri See fewer	Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001)
Alfie Blissett Toddler tim Toddler tim See fewer	Hollyoaks (1995)