Matar a Santa

Cuando salieron las primeras noticias sobre Matar a Santa, pensé que podría ser una película bastante decente, pero los cineastas tienen que dejar claro de antemano si quieren ir en la dirección de una comedia familiar traviesa o un thriller sangriento poco ortodoxo. Nada entremedio. Y después de verla, tengo que decir que acabó exactamente en un punto intermedio, como me temía. Por momentos, este «western navideño» es bastante pesimista, melancólico y no escatima en acción fría y asesinatos sangrientos. En otros minutos, es infantil y está llena de personajes ingenuamente cómicos (los villanos son en realidad un niñato rico y un adulto con una infancia traumática que lleva un hámster). El guión parece realmente escrito por los hijos de Robert Rodríguez. La película es bastante entretenida y se pasa bastante rápido. Mel Gibson saca adelante la película incluso en un papel poco convencional y su malvado Santa Claus es genial, pero el humor vago y la franqueza bastante obvia de la trama, sin sorpresas ni giros, socava todo el conjunto. (23.11.2020)

An original idea, definitely, yet I watched Fatman with the fear that Mel Gibson would go the way of Nicolas Cage or Bruce Willis and that it wouldn't be rubbish. And it’s not rubbish! First of all, I'm happy that the Nelms brothers didn't write and film the story in the style of Rodriguez's Machete (although that would have been very easy), but went about it in a different way. And so, surprisingly, the multi-genre Fatman has a really interesting and impressive, but hard to describe atmosphere, and waiting for the mandatory action finale certainly didn't bore me. (16.12.2021)

Not gonna lie, I was drawn to this one because of Mel Gibson. But I couldn’t figure out who this movie was really for — kids or adults? The premise of a bratty kid sending a hitman after Santa Claus sounds like it’s aimed at a younger audience, but the execution is surprisingly bloody and brutal, which kind of contradicts that idea. In the end, it just felt incredibly dull. (22.12.2021)

Mel Gibson as a badass Santa Claus who is being hunted by serial killer Walton Goggins. Genre-wise, I don't know where I'd put Fatman, the action is only at the end, there are few jokes for a comedy and it’s not suspenseful enough for a thriller, but it's still an interesting and fairly original film with a quirky idea. A spoilt brat from a rich family gets nothing but coal for Christmas and calls his "friend" to tell him that he wishes to murder Santa Claus, and he happily nods at the job, as he too was once abandoned by Santa. The best character in the film is definitely Walton Goggins, who plays the crazed killer absolutely flawlessly and professionally at the same time. He's smart, funny, uncompromising, consistent, and one of the best in his business, he makes the film very entertaining whenever he's on set, but it paces a little less without him. As a one-off with a pre-Christmas atmosphere Fatman serves just fine. Story***, Action***, Humor***, Violence**, Entertainment****, Music**, Visuals***, Atmosphere***, Suspense**. 6/10. (20.11.2020)

An excellent idea, but they didn’t make the most of it. The premise, a spoiled kid who puts a hit on Santa for giving him coal in his stocking is all very well, but the result is feeble and the action is at best average. So the best bits are the pieces of bonus information that complete the overall picture. Santa making weapons for the army to be able to feed his elves, his disappointment at the aggressive kids and the fact that he has an Afro-American (or Afro-Canadian) wife. Gibson’s acting is convincing and the frustration his job gives him is infectious. Goggins’ assassin is a typical adult kid who is just interested in his pay packet. A great movie snack, nothing more, nothing less. (24.12.2020)