- 'Pookie' Adams: [a little brassily, during her first tryst with Jerry] So, would you like to peel a tomato?
- Jerry Payne: [confused] What?
- 'Pookie' Adams: [quieter, more seductively] Do you want to strip me?
- Jerry Payne: [seeing Pookie naked for the first time] Gee, Pookie, your body's just... beautiful.
- 'Pookie' Adams: Yeah? Well, I'd better get my beautiful ass into this beautiful bed, before it freezes off!
- 'Pookie' Adams: [looking at the people assembled in the dorm's common area] Boy, you sure get the cream of the CRAP here on weekends.
- Charlie Schumacher: [privately debunking his ladies-man reputation to Jerry] I'll bet you and me are the only two guys in the dorm who've never been laid.