RocketMan (1997)
William Sadler: 'Wild Bill' Overbeck
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Quotes
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William Overbeck : How'd you like to be the first guy to die on Mars.
Fred Randall : Well sorry Mr. First to Show Inappropriate Anger on Mars.
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Fred Randall : Hey, Commander, were you ever afraid of monsters under your bed? When I was little I used to think there was a baker under my bed.
William Overbeck : No.
Fred Randall : You ever look?
William Overbeck : No.
Fred Randall : Then how do you know there wasn't a baker under your bed?
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Fred Randall : We're the first to stand on Mars!
William Overbeck : Yeah. Now you're the biggest idiot on two planets.
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Fred Randall : It wasn't me!
William Overbeck : What do you mean "It wasn't you"? We're 35 million miles from the nearest person!
Fred Randall : Maybe it was Julie.
William Overbeck : You dog!
Fred Randall : Hey! Miracles can happen.
William Overbeck : Blaming this on Julie!
Fred Randall : Okay. I admit. It was me.
William Overbeck : Thank you.
[Fred farts again]
Fred Randall : Now, THAT was Julie!
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William Overbeck : Have fun, kid.
Fred Randall : Fun is my Chinese neighbor's middle name!
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William Overbeck : Well it's a very special drink. It's just for us astronauts.
Fred Randall : Oh! Like Tang?
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Fred Randall : Commander, can I call you Bill?
William Overbeck : No.
Fred Randall : Are we there yet?
William Overbeck : No.
Fred Randall : Can I drive?
William Overbeck : No!
Fred Randall : I'm hungry!
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Fred Randall : Hey! There's no airbag. What if I go flying through the windshield?
William Overbeck : Randall, there is no windshield.
Fred Randall : Oh. Well, what if I go flying through the front of my helmet?
William Overbeck : I'd die happy.
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Fred Randall : You're alive Little Billy!
William Overbeck : Don't you ever call me little Billy!
Fred Randall : That's no way to talk to your mother!