Toy Story 2 (1999)
John Ratzenberger: Hamm
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Quotes
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Buzz Lightyear : Good work, men. Two blocks down and only nineteen more to go.
Mr. Potato Head : What?
Rex , Hamm , Slinky Dog : Nineteen?
Mr. Potato Head : Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
Buzz Lightyear : Come on, fellas. Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?
Mr. Potato Head , Rex , Hamm , Slinky Dog : No.
Buzz Lightyear : No. And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head : Oh, you had to bring *that* up!
Buzz Lightyear : No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now, let's move out!
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[Hamm's cork has popped out and there is change all over the sidewalk]
Hamm : All right, nobody look till I get my cork back in.
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[the toys are trying to find a way to enter Al's apartment building]
Mr. Potato Head : I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
Hamm : How about a ham sandwich? With fries and a hotdog?
Rex : What about me?
Hamm : Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.
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[the road leading to Al's Toy Barn on the other side has a tonne of Traffic in the way of the Toys]
Rex : Oh well, we tried.
Buzz Lightyear : [Holds onto Rex's tail] We'll have to cross.
Rex , Slinky Dog , Mr. Potato Head , Hamm : WHAT?
Mr. Potato Head : You're not turning me into a Mashed Potato.
Slinky Dog : I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
Buzz Lightyear : There must be a safe way.
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[Standing ontop of the Prospector's Box, staring him in the eyes]
Hamm : You heard of Kung Fu? Well get ready for pork chop.
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Buzz Lightyear : [Having figured out the Liscence Plate with the help of Mr. Spell] Etch, Draw that man in a Chicken Suit.
[Etch redraws the picture of Al holding Woody wearing a Chicken Suit, which bears a Striking Resemblance to the Chicken Mascot from the Al's Toy Barn Commercial]
Rex : [Surprised] It's the chicken man!
Buzz Lightyear : That's our guy!
Hamm : I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken.
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Hamm : Excuse me, ladies, but could any of you tell us where we might the Al of Al's Toy Barn?
Tour guide Barbie : I can help!
[slides down the slide and into the toy car]
Tour guide Barbie : I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories in the car, and no flash photography. Thank you.
Mr. Potato Head : I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
Hamm : [Hopping into the front seat of the car] Then make way for the single fellas.
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[Whilst the toys search the Woody on Al's Office, unaware that he's not really there and in Al's Apartment, Al enters talking on the phone and walking over to the Fax Machine]
Slinky Dog : [Whispering] It's him.
Hamm : The Chicken Man.
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.
Slinky Dog : That's the Kidnapper alright.
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Kidnapper, an Agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.
Al McWiggin : [Putting a photo of Woody through the Fax Machine] And the Piece de Resistance. I promise the Collection will be the Crown Jewel of your Museum.
[the photo pops out the Fax Machine through the other side, landing on the floor where the toys hid]
Slinky Dog : It's Woody
Al McWiggin : Now that I have your attention, imagine we added another Zero to the price, huh? What?
Al McWiggin : [Overjoyed] Yes? Yes! You've got yourself a deal! I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
Mr. Potato Head : [Shocked] He's selling Woody to a Toy Museum.
Rex : In *Japan*.
[the toys all jump into Al's Bag]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Into the Poultry Man's Cargo Unit. He'll lead us to Zurg. Move, move, move!
[Rex's tail hangs out of the bag, Al picks it up and laughs]
Al McWiggin : [Cheering to himself] I'm gonna be rich! Rich! Rich!
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[Rex is Channel-surfing at a Slow Pace to find the Al's Toy Barn commercial]
Rex : I can't find it. It doesn't seem to be on any of these stations.
Hamm : Oh you're going too slow, let me do the job.
[Hamm starts Channel-surfing at a Breathtaking Speed]
Rex : It's too fast. How can you even tell what's on?
Hamm : I can tell.
[Hamm just skips right past the Al's Toy Barn commercial]
Rex : Go back, go back, you missed it!
Hamm : Too late, I'm in the 40's, gotta go around the horn!
[the toys spot the Al's Toy Barn commercial, prompting Hamm to stop]
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Buzz Lightyear #2 : We've been detected! The walls! They're closing in!
[grabs Mr. Potato head and mounts him aganist the celing of the vent]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Quick, help me prop up Vegetable man here or we're done for!
Mr. Potato Head : Hey! Put me down you moron!
Rex : Hey, guys, look, it's not the walls, it's the elevator.
[the elevator further down the shaft arrives at the bottom]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : [Looking up, it's quite a way] Come on, we've got no time to lose. Everyone grab hold!
[Buzz #2 draws out a rope from his Utility Belt, tossing it to the other toys, and activates 2 Suction Magnets from the sides. He then starts climbing up at the side of the shaft]
Hamm : Uh Buzz? Why not just take the Elevator?
Buzz Lightyear #2 : They'll be expecting that.
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[Buzz is driving a pizza truck; Hamm is reading the owner's manual]
Ham : I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage.
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Buzz Lightyear : Woody you're in Danger here, we need to leave now.
Rex : Al's selling you to a Toy Museum, in Japan.
Woody : I know! It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
Mr. Potato Head : [Shocked] What? Are you crazy?
Woody : Look, the thing is, I'm this rare "Sheriff Woody" doll, and these guys, are my - round-up gang.
Buzz Lightyear : Woody, what are you talking about?
Woody : What am I talking about? "Woody's Round-Up"! Oh, it's this great old T.V. show, and I was the star.
[turns on T.V. and "Woody's Round-Up" video starts playing]
Woody : See, look, that's me!
Hamm : This is weirdin' me out.
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Hamm : Turn into the spin, Barbie!
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Hamm : [the toys are climbing up an elevator shaft. Some coins fall out of Hamm's stomach opening] Uh oh. Hey, heads up down there.
Slinky Dog : [They hit Slinky in the face] Whoa, Pork bellies are falling.
Mr. Potato Head : [Lands on one of Mr. Potato Head's eyes, which he manages to flick off easily] Hey, how much farther Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Half way, there.
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Hamm : All right, let's review this one more time. At precisely 8:32-ish, Exhibit A, Woody, was kidnapped.
[Etch-A-Sketch draws Woody]
Hamm : Exhibit B, a composide sketch of the kidnapper.
[Etch-A-Sketch draws Al with a long beard]
Bo Peep : He didn't have a beard like that.
Hamm : Fine. Uh, Etch, give him a shave.
[Etch-A-Sketch redraws Al without a beard]
Slinky Dog : The kidnapper was bigger than that.
Hamm : Oh, picky, picky, picky.
Mr. Potato Head : Oh, let's just go straight to Exhibit F! The kidnapper's vehicle.
[Refers to their toy reconstruction of the driveway]
Mr. Potato Head : Now the vehicle fled the scene in this direction.
[pushes a toy car to the left]
Hamm : Oh, your parts are in backwards! It went the other way!
[pushes the toy car right]
Hamm : Hey, put a cork in it!
[Rex walks through, destroying their model]
Rex : Hey, how do you spell F-B-I?
Mr. Potato Head : My crime scene!
Hamm : Hey, watch where you're going, Godspilla!
Rex : I didn't know this was a crime scene!
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Buzz Lightyear #2 : [Rex having pushed the Other Toys down due to slipping, causes Buzz #2's weight to give in] What was I thinking? My Anti-gravity servos
[Presses the button on his Utility Belt, lighting it up, unaware that he's just a toy]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Hang tight everyone, I'm going to let go of the wall.
[the other toys all look up at him shocked]
Slinky Dog : Huh?
Rex : What?
Mr. Potato Head : He wouldn't!
Buzz Lightyear #2 : One!
Hamm : He would.
Hamm : Two!
Slinky Dog , Rex , Mr. Potato Head , Hamm : DON'T DO IT, BUZZ!
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Three!
[he lets go of the wall and they all land on the elevator, which is coming up the shaft]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : To infinity and beyond! Approaching destination. Reengaging gravity.
[Turns off Belt]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : [gets off the elevator into the vent] Area secure.
Slinky Dog , Rex , Mr. Potato Head , Hamm : [all moaning]
Buzz Lightyear #2 : It's OK troops, the antigravity sickness will wear off momentarily. Now, let's move!
Mr. Potato Head : Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back.
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[Buzz #2 straps Buzz into an Empty Box]
Buzz Lightyear : Listen to me, listen to me, you're not really a Space Ranger, you're a Toy.
Buzz Lightyear : [Muffled from inside the box] We're all toys, can you hear me?
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Well, that should hold you until the Court-Martial!
Buzz Lightyear : [as he's being placed onto a shelf, straining] Do you have any idea what you're doing? Let me go.
Tour guide Barbie : [Arriving in the Toy Car with the Other Toys] And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.
Hamm : Hey Buzz!
Buzz Lightyear #2 : [Turns around, pointing his "laser" at the Toys] Halt! Who goes there?
[the car stops]
Mr. Potato Head : Quit clowning around and get in the car.
Rex : Buzz! I know how to Defeat Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear #2 : [Stops pointing his "laser"] You do?
Rex : C'mon. I'll tell you on the way.
Buzz Lightyear : [From inside the Cardboard Box] No, no, guys! You've got the Wrong Buzz! You've got the Wrong Buzz!
Hamm : [Noticing Buzz #2's Utility Belt] Say, where'd you get the cool belt Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Well, Slotted Pig, they're standard issue.
[the Other Toys drive off, leaving "Their Buzz" behind, struggling inside the Cardboard Box on the shelf, as the Camera zooms out]
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[the toys are now in a Pet Carrier, placed onto the Conveyor Belt at the Airport]
Alien toys : The Mystic Portal. Ooh!
Buzz Lightyear : Once we go through, we just need to find that case.
[They pass through into an Area with Multiple Conveyor Belts and Multiple Suitcases]
Mr. Potato Head : [Gasps, as his Extra Pair of Shoes and Angry Eyes fall out of his Compartment]
[the toys then slide down at a fast rate, and tumble out of the Pet Carrier they've been in onto the Conveyor Belt below]
Slinky Dog : [Spotting a Green Suitcase in the Distance in front of them] There's the case.
Hamm : [Spotting Another Green Suitcase on the Conveyor Belt below them] No there's the case.
Buzz Lightyear : You guys take that one, we'll take this one.
[Buzz and Slinky go after the Suitcase spotted in the Distance, whilst Hamm, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, and the Alien Toys go after the Suitcase underneath them]
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Woody : [Having dealt with the Prospector] Happy trails Prospector.
Slinky Dog : [Slinky and the Other Toys struggle to help Jessie and Bullseye out of the Suitcase, who Woody insisted to come along with them, but they're reaching the end of the line] Buzz! Woody!
Hamm : Help us out here!
Rex : [Bullseye already managed to get out] Hurry!
Woody : Oh no, Jessie!
[the Suitcase slips down to the Ground Support Equipment at the Runway below with Jessie in it]
Jessie : [Hanging out from the Suitcase in Dispair] No!
[the driver of the GSE puts Jessie back into the Suitcase, and loads it up]
Woody : [With help off Buzz and Bullseye, parodying his line on Woody's Roundup] Run like the Wind Bullseye!
[the three of them jump out onto the Runway and chase after the Ground Support Vehicle with the Suitcase containing Jessie]
