Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)

Timothy Dalton: Damien Drake

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Quotes 

• [DJ sees a spaceship heading right towards them] 

  DJ Drake : Dad, I think we should move.

  Damien Drake : What's wrong with Beverly Hills?

  DJ Drake : I meant from this spot.

• DJ Drake : Dad, you know how I always wanted a dog?

  Damien Drake : Yeah?

  DJ Drake : I got one!

• Mr. Chairman : Chair people, I reveal to you... the whereabouts of the Blue Monkey

  [laughs, then plugs the phone in the table and the map appears with Daffy in it] 

  Mr. Chairman : ... There's a duck in the middle of the map, remove the duck... Remove the Duck! The duck is in the mid... Duck!

  [Throws the phone at the screen and breaks it] 

  Mr. Chairman : ... Oh... Now, we cannot let a boy, a girl, and a duck and a rabbit thwart our plans for global domination!

  Damien Drake : Wanna bet?

  Mr. Chairman : A Wager?

  Damien Drake : $5 dollars says my son will scuttle your diabolicle plans and save the world.

  Mr. Chairman : You're awfully spunky for a man in your position

  [Uses the controls to make Damien slap himself in the face] 

  Mr. Chairman : ... How do you like that, Mr. Slap-Yourself-In-Your-Own-Face"?

  [Gives the controls to the Laboratory Scientist] 

  Mr. Chairman : [to the Scientist]  Give him a good zets every once in a while

  [gives the controls to the scientist] 

  Mr. Chairman : .

  Peter Lorre : My pleasure

  [then continues making Damien slap himself] 

  Peter Lorre : .

• DJ Drake : hey, Dad, can't you just call the police or something?

  Damien Drake : guys like me don't call the police.

  [throws a grenade at the Acme Agent] 

  Acme Agent : uh oh...

  [as the grenade explodes] 

  Acme Agent : [lets out the Wilhelm Scream]  AAH!

• Granny : Now, I you can just give me the diamond...

  [takes off a disguise] 

  Mr. Chairman : immediately!

  Tweety Bird : oh! now it't my turn...

  [takes off a disguise] 

  Tasmanian Devil : [roars and then farts]  pardon.

  DJ Drake : I knew it was you!

  Mr. Chairman : well you're wrong! 'cause I'm not me! I'm actually...

  [takes off another disguise] 

  Damien Drake : your farther.

  DJ Drake : Dad?

  Damien Drake : look into your heart son, you know it's true.

  DJ Drake : no, it can't be.

  Damien Drake : well you're right! because it *isn't*!

  [takes off another disguise] 

  Michael Jordan : right, lets do some drills.

  [takes off another disguise] 

  Mr. Chairman : [maniacal laughing]  well who's laughing now?

  [crickets chirping] 

  Mr. Chairman : well, apparently no one.