Dead Like Me (2003–2004)
Ellen Muth: Georgia 'George' Lass
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Quotes
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George : Life sucks, and then you die. And then it still sucks.
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George : This is where I felt it the first time. The universe was cocking the fuck-with-me gun.
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George : Death is kind of like sex in high school. If you knew how many times you missed having it, you'd be paralyzed.
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George : Since I just got promoted, I just thought you two should know - I take my coffee with a little milk, two sugars and a lot less of your bullshit.
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George : What's the point in keeping your head down if it's already been blown off?
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George : I don't want to fit in, I just don't want to stand out.
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George : I think when someone you love dies, you get a pass on normal.
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George : If I had to choose between being a heart or a brain I'd definitely choose a heart because at least you'd do something. If you're a brain, at the end of the day all you're really at is settling for shitty situations.
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George : Hi, Lydia. You've temped for them before. There's a dress code and your skirt needs to actually cover your ass... I don't care where your tattoo is, you cannot show crack at the office.
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Daisy Adair : You know, George, you have your very own saint.
George : I'd rather have a pony.
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George : I don't know exactly what makes people cross over. I mean, souls. I think they see light where others cannot. I think they see a chance to become something else. Someone else.
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Daisy Adair : You are always in your own head. It's like you're talking to yourself.
George : [voice over] Am I?
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George : That's very Zen of you, you must smoke pot.
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George : [after Joy wakes her up and sends her to work] Who had the nerve to call you Joy?
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George : I can't believe I just said "dilly dally". I feel dirty.
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Ray Summers : Hi, I'm Ray.
George : Fuck you, Ray.
Ray Summers : Nice spendin' time with you guys.
Daisy Adair : Ray, this is Mason. Mason, Ray. And George - curious George.
Mason : So Daisy, what's goin' on, I thought it was just the three of us.
Ray Summers : Daisy?
Daisy Adair : Daisy Adair.
George : So what do you do, Ray?
Ray Summers : I'm a television producer, George.
George : So you're rich.
Ray Summers : Comfortable.
George : I suppose you're charming.
Ray Summers : Tolerable.
George : And women just fall the fuck all over you.
Ray Summers : Not you, I suspect.
Daisy Adair : Georgia, you're being impolite.
Ray Summers : No, no, that's okay. Everybody likes me eventually.
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Dolores Herbig : GEORGIA LASS!
George : [bumping her head] What?
Dolores Herbig : What?
George : [quickly rethinking] Who?
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George : This is why having a destiny sucks.
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George : Get the F out. Before I kick your F-in' A again.
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[George, talking about Roxy]
George : That's Roxy. She could kick your ass.
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George : Don't you want to at one with nature and your fellow workers? Nope, can't. bed-wetter.
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George : Shallow's the new deep, haven't you heard?
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George : Who do I have to kill to get some attention around here!
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Ray Summers : [nodding toward Mason and Daisy] So what's that about?
George : Probably you.
Ray Summers : I find your friend Daisy painfully attractive.
George : Take a number.
Ray Summers : How do you know her?
George : That's none of your fuckin' business.
Ray Summers : You're an angry little thing, aren't ya?
George : [raising dart towards Ray's eye] You call me a little thing again and I'll put this fuckin' dart right between your twinkling eyes.
Ray Summers : 'Nother tequila?
George : Please... so, you the love 'em and leave 'em type?
Ray Summers : I've done that.
George : [eye roll] What is up with that?
Ray Summers : What's the matter, George? A boy not nice to you?
George : No, I'm good.
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George : [Mason keeps on interrupting George when she is trying to convince Daisy to let Mason live with them] Shut the *fuck* up, Mason!