- Rose Sorelli: Why am I always at the bottom of the phone chain?
- Marjee Sorelli: Because you're the youngest and we don't care about your feelings.
- Anne Sorelli: You guys, don't do this, okay? I promised Renee I wouldn't say anything.
- Marjee Sorelli: Well, I promised Ginnie I wasn't gonna tell you about her hitting the shopping cart.
- Ginnie Sorelli: And I'm sure that Marjee doesn't want you to know that she's sleeping with her boss' boyfriend.
- Anne Sorelli: You're what?
- Marjee Sorelli: Now you're supposed to tell us yours.
- Anne Sorelli: Not gonna happen. You're *what*?
- Marjee Sorelli: Okay, I don't even understand it, guys. When I wasn't sleeping with Jason, everybody thought I was going to. And now that I *am* sleeping with him, it's like *everybody's so surprised*.
- Anne Sorelli: [about Marjee giving Rose sex advice] What did you say?
- Marjee Sorelli: I said, it's good... have it.
- Marjee Sorelli: She hit a shopping cart in a parking lot.
- Anne Sorelli: Cut her some slack. She's a little rusty.
- Ginnie Sorelli: I can't believe you told. Does your word mean nothing?
- Marjee Sorelli: You knew this about me, Ginnie.
- Marjee Sorelli: Why is Renee coming to your office?
- Anne Sorelli: To go to lunch. I do it all the time.
- Anne Sorelli: [after seeing Marjee and Ginnie stare at her] Don't look at me like that.
- Marjee Sorelli: Don't give us stupid answers like that.
- Rose Sorelli: I transferred from Pre-Med to the Experimental Theater wing.
- University Registration Lady: Your parents must be so proud.