Goon (2011)
Alison Pill: Eva
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Quotes
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Eva : I did it. I broke up with him.
Doug Glatt : Holy shit.
Eva : I don't even know what the fuck I'm...
Doug Glatt : Hey, come on. From what I saw from him he seemed like a really nice guy.
Eva : I'm just not in love with him.
Doug Glatt : You're not?
Eva : No. You. You make me want to stop sleeping with a bunch of guys.
Doug Glatt : That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me.
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Eva : I can't really talk right now. That's why I was texting you.
Doug Glatt : I'm sorry. I'm such a moron. So you saw my headbutt, huh?
Eva : [whispering] Yeah, you fucked him up.
Doug Glatt : Are you at the library?
Eva : No, um. My boyfriend got home a few days ago.
Doug Glatt : Why did you text me then?
Eva : I dig talking to you. And now I'm thinking about you. And sometimes I sleep with that Angus the Highlander doll.
Doug Glatt : There's nothing weird about that. It's official.
Eva : Yeah, Doug. I know. Fuck. I'm a bad girlfriend, Doug.
Doug Glatt : Well, I mean, all we did was make out.
Eva : I'm a slut, Doug. I'm horny a lot. I sleep around. That doesn't bother you?
Doug Glatt : The truth is, I just... I have a really huge crush on you.
Eva : I gotta go, Doug.
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Eva : Nice one, Dougie! 69! Doug! 69! Yeah!
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Eva : You make me wanna stop sleeping with a bunch of guys.
Doug Glatt : That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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Doug Glatt : Man, I'm wasted. Eva, I really like your name.
Eva : Yes, sir. It's a great name. Like the Bible just with a bit more, kind of, mustard on it.
Doug Glatt : I think it's a pretty name. Like your face. You got a pretty name and a pretty face.
Eva : Aw, you're very nice to me.
[takes drink]
Eva : Fuck it. Doug, I dig hockey players. The shit, the violence, the beer, all of it. I fucking love it.
Doug Glatt : Sad.
Eva : Wanna get out of here?
Doug Glatt : Yes, please.
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Doug Glatt : You're so pretty. You're so beautiful. I'm sorry, I keep saying that. I'm sorry.
Eva : It's fine. I think it's cute. Who doesn't like being told they're beautiful?
[points at apartment]
Eva : This is me.
Doug Glatt : I like you, though.
Eva : You do, eh?
Doug Glatt : Yes, ma'am.
Eva : Eva likes Doug. Eva likes you.
Doug Glatt : What does Eva think about kissing?
Eva : Which type?
Doug Glatt : French?
[kisses Eva]
Eva : Oh fuck.
Doug Glatt : Um. Hey, uh, what do you think about me calling you sometime?
Eva : I don't know whether that's the best idea. This shit.
Doug Glatt : Why don't you give me your number and I promise that I'll never call you.
Eva : Okay.
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Eva : [answers phone] Hello?
Doug Glatt : Eva? Hey! This is Doug Glatt. Your number is so similar to my friend's number. I didn't know which was which, so I didn't wanna call my friend and then bother you. I was just checking. Simply checking the numbers out. Hey listen, I'm at the bar with my team. I think some of your friends are gonna come. I don't know if you wanna, like, you know, join us?
Eva : Actually, I've been trying to cut my drinking down. Trying to be a good girl. Trying.
Doug Glatt : Well you know, uh, maybe you and I could hang out sometime. You know, get coffee?
Eva : Um, sure.
Doug Glatt : Great! I don't drink coffee, but I like Gatorade. And I like power drinks and water.
Eva : Awesome.
Doug Glatt : It doesn't even matter if I'm thirsty or not. If I could just see you.
Eva : That sounds cool.
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Eva : I'm here. I'm proud of you. I'm thinking of you.