Fall Out Boy

Pete Wentz, Patrick Stump, and two other guys.

For the uncouth among us who choose lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Fall Out Boy.

“that shitty band nobody likes”

~ People with no taste in music on Fall Out Boy

Person: “patrick stump is stoopid!!”

Me: BALLS! *dramatically fucking pisses on their floor while Fall Out Boy’s song “Saturday” plays in the background*

Fall Out Boy is an American pop-rock band formed in Wilmette, Illinois, a suburb of Chicago, in 2001. They are one of the coolest bands of the 21st Century. If you think they're shitty or suck, then fuck you, you suck.

Band members[edit | edit source]

Fall Out Boy consists of the following members:

• Patrick Stump (Rhythm guitar, vocals)
• Pete Wentz (Bass)
• That skinny guy (Lead guitar)
• That guy with all the cool tats (Drums)

Band history[edit | edit source]

The band was formed when Pete Wentz realized Patrick Stump was having difficulty with his one-man band. "I went to up Pat," Wentz recalled, "and told him, 'One dude shouldn't be playing all these instruments.' He replied, 'Bob Dylan does it.' I had to remind him that he's not Bob Dylan. 'You're Patrick Stump.' 'But nobody can understand me when I sing.' 'Dude, just let me join your band.' And he did."

They were soon joined by a skinny white dude and a guy with lots of tats. It was eventually decided that they didn't need a trumpet player. "You're not Louis Armstrong or Miles Davis," Wentz told Stump.

The band released an album. Then they released another album, From Under the Cork Tree, then they got all famous and everything. They were all over MTV and TRL and the radio. They released two more albums before they broke up in 2008.

They reunited in 2013 and released their comeback album. They've released two more albums since. It's like they never left. Just like The Backstreet Boys or something.

Singles[edit | edit source]

• "Processed Sucrose ,Thee'st vertically lowering thyself"
• "Thnks fr th Mmrs (I hve a drem tht one day I wll lern how to spel)"
• "Patrick stump's audition tape for Dance Moms"
• "That one song which screams on about spying on people in the dark"
• "This Ain't a Scene, It's a (Awkward Pause)Damn Arms Race"
• "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More Touch Me"
• "The one where we're way too stingy to actually pay a lawyer"
• "The One With the Long Title"
• "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies" (Wait, that was PANIC! at the Disco)
• "Centuries (ft. Merzbow) (This is just Pop music)"
• "Uma Thurman( More pop)"
• "Irresistible" (feat. Demi Lovato; not to be confused with "Unforgettable" as performed by Natalie Cole and Nat King Cole)

Albums[edit | edit source]

• That One They Did Before They Were Really Famous and Stuff (2003)
• Weeping Under the Cork Tree Cause I Ran Out Of Eyeliner (2005)
• Sngs Wrtten Whle beng Hgh on Nose Cndy (2007)
• That One Everybody Forgot About (2008)
• Backstreet's Back, Alright (2013)
• We're just Gonna Do Some American Pop Now (2015)
• The one that's Trendy to Hate On (2018)
• So Much for Nobodydust (2023)

Live albums[edit | edit source]

• Live in Phoenix
• Live in Tokyo

Soundtracks[edit | edit source]

Fall Out Boy appears on all the cool movie soundtracks, such as Power Rangers.

• Gerry the Gerbil and His Superpowered Friends (2006)
• Shrek 65: Take That, Smash Mouth! (2014)
• Ghostbusters (2016)
• Power Rangers (2017)
• Teen Titans Go (2018)

Fall Out Boy appears in all the cool magazines, like Rolling Stone.