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9-11 (history, logs, vote page)

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9-11

9-Eleven, a world-wide chain of convenience stores serving the needs of those who seek to overthrow whichever hated oppressor is in vogue at the time, is now owned by a conglomeration of businessmen operating out of Afghanistan for tax purposes. People often call them when they need fat. In a bun.

Image credit: FreeMorpheme
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 18
Nomination:
For Votes: 22
  1. Nominate and For - I also hear Wawa (Couche-Tard for you Canadians, eh) is working in conjunction with North Korea to develop a nuclear submarine sandwich. --Imrealized 19:54, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
  2. For. I thought about nomming this but I didn't want to be in bad taste or anything... heh. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:33, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
  3. For. I love it. I've wanted a 9-11 joke on the front page for months now, and I think this one is both funny and inoffensive enough to make it.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:30, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Feudocrat Conditional For. Can you improve the caption? --Witty Guy bitch at me 01:21, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
  4. For, although I would like to see it changed to a PNG. --OsirisX 09:12, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
  5. What a fine image, by an assuredly handsome person. Leave any suggestions for captions or edits somewhere I can find them (why do you want a .png?) and I'll get round to it. FreeMorpheme 10:38, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
    PNGs resize much more nicely than jpgs. The resized imaged would lack artifacts. --OsirisX 08:59, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
    It's odd, on my screen that jpeg has no colour banding or artifacting, I had to see it on another screen to see what you meant. FreeMorpheme 19:58, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
    Much better now. Thanks. --OsirisX 23:34, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
  6. For,i only just realized the timeing of 9-11 and the american emergence number 911 --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 12:57, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
    Where do you live? HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:24, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
    Australia, can you tell me australia's emergency number? --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 23:42, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
    1-900-739-8255? -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 16:00, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
  7. Simple and offensive. 4. Cheer BearCheerBear head.png*huggles* 15:26, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
  8. Canadian For Maybe make it appeal to canadains and this vote will become more like the american for. --ZB 21:59, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
  9. For I know I will either feel bad about this in the morning or be in FBI custody.--Bldnghrtlbrl 23:29, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
  10. Image itself doesn't strike me with the funnies, but the caption redeems my vote to a weak for.Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:31, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
  11. For -ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 00:14, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
  12. For. Patently offensive.--Anon32 20:18, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
  13. For And I'm an American! --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 22:04, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
  14. 'for though I'm definatly goin to hell for it and I'll se osama there if I have to drag him with me-- Private First Class Nappoleon V MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 03:15, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
  15. For. Wikipedia:7-Eleven, for all your humour needs. --KATIE!! 12:28, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
  16. 4, good stuff. Mgr. ReadmesoonBook.jpg my voice my work vote for me
  17. MoneySign
  18. Dawg
  19. Marco Raimey
  20. Denester
  21. Nightmare975
  22. Feureau
Against Votes: 4
  1. Feudocrat Conditional Against. I just don't find it funny... or a good picture. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:45, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
  2. Against. Is no good. Maybe I don't get the American way of life, but I don't think so.--The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 14:21, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
  3. Against. Don't get it. - Sikon 16:11, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
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Comments

Featuredrc (t) 03:30, 4 June 2006 (UTC)