User talk:Bradaphraser

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Thinking of you[edit source]

for some strange reason! I hope things are treating you well. :) Been a long time since I've heard anything about you/from you! The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)

Watch out![edit source]

	Take this! (file info)
	It's dangerous to go alone.

	Take this! (file info)
	It's dangerous to go alone.

I failed poetry[edit source]

I

am a

haiku

Theme Song[edit source]

This is my theme song. In case anyone asks, it's User:Imrealized's fault.--<<>> 01:09, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

Too much rapin'[edit source]

Makes Aleister a dull boy. Too much rapin' makes Aleister a dull boy. Too much rapin' makes Aleister a dull boy. Oh, hello. Never mind me. I'm just wandering the halls. Too much rapin' makes Aleister a dull boy. Too much rapi. . . .Aleister 2:21 15 8

Wow, this is the first time I've ever been raped by Jack Nicholson when he wasn't wielding an axe.--<<>> 02:25, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Draft[edit source]

You're up. Thanks for taking care of those autopicks, by the way. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:13, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

No problem. If you ever need to know which is the top pick or five, I've got a list I'm continually updating, so I know what goes where.--<<>> 21:58, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Possibly time for an autopick (unless the other one gets to it first.) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:29, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

What I just said. Only again. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 22:52, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

draft thingy[edit source]

your turn, good sir. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:11, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

I made the league[edit source]

It's on Yahoo!. Here are some important things to know:

• League ID: 512953
• Custom League URL: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/uncyclopedia_2010
• Password: guildy

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:34, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

And as RAHB already did his thang, it would appear to be your go to try and rival my truly inspired selections! --UU - natter 08:46, Aug 20

You're up again. Also, Gerry wants the rest of his team autopicked, so yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:17, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

And again. Now if only we could move this fast always, we may be done by week three. -RAHB 08:32, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

You're up once more. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:17, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

And again! It just keeps coming around, doesn't it? -RAHB 04:39, August 27, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, the last couple of rounds should really fly by, since we're picking backup kickers and defenses... it'll be rather pathetic.--<<>> 10:58, August 27, 2010 (UTC)

Backup what now? Never heard of 'em. Also you should autopick for that one guy who's name I can't remember. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 13:44, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

You're up again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:21, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Last go! Woooo! -RAHB 21:30, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

UFFL 2010 Kickoff[edit source]

The draft is over, the NFL regular season begins Thursday September 9th, and everyone is geared up and ready to play some fantasy football(!).

This season promises to thrill and intrigue, and as the Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League has grown from just eight all the way to 14 teams, each one vying for a shot at the championship, except maybe Neox's team. With all this excitement, however, comes questions. Will Rush and Kick FTW, the UFFL's first team based in Britain, be able to compete with the league's American teams? Will Cheddar's rebuilt Doritorians be able to play at the same high level as last year now that their roster is down from 50% Eagles players to just 30%? Will evil Nazi overlord and reigning league Champion Guildensternenstein be able to defend his league championship now that Top-3 players at the quarterback, running back, wide receiver and tight end positions didn't fall into his lap this year? Only brutal, primal, visceral, cerebral combat on the fields of Yahoo!'s fantasy football league servers can determine these questions.

That all being said, everyone should take note of two things:

• this is a link to the league--go here to do stuff, like select a starting roster (which, believe it or not, is important).

• this is the forum where we'll talk about the league and post banal sports banter (which, believe it or not, is even more important).

Good luck, gentleman. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:05, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

2010 is almost over...[edit source]

Remember this? I suggest we change it to 2020 and leave it alone for another 10 years. -- The Zombiebaron 08:45, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

That's fine. Just change the news to "Marty McFly exonerated of all charges as history changes yet again."--<<>> 12:15, October 8, 2010 (UTC)

Your Championship Template[edit source]

Here it is, sir:

Congratulations. All of the other awards/results are posted here. Thanks for playing. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:12, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

This template fills me with various indescribable emotions. I'm still going to try, however, so here goes: fondlecrisps drownsize intoxibrated fallafelibre. Thank you very much.--<<>> 10:51, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Hey![edit source]

I don't know who you are but I saw you were retired but you came back. Welcome back. Yay! The last time I did that to PantsMacKenzie when he came back, he left an hour later and he didn't return again. I don't know. Maybe I'm not the best guy to welcome users that I don't know. --~  17:29, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

I'm not "back," exactly. I'm just popping in for a quick coffee (it's free for admins, you know) before rattling off some tasteless joke about the latest tragedy then galloping off into the sunrise (us Westerners have no choice in such matters, you see. If we gallop into a red sun, it must be a rising sun, or we'll fall into the ocean.)--<<>> 19:42, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

HOLY CRAP BRADAPHRASER IS BACK! -- The Zombiebaron 21:08, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

Eh. I'm still waiting for Braydie. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:12, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah. Back in the day, us Bras used to stick together. The Bra Bros, they called us. Then, some idiot threw in a fabric softener and the whole thing went to hell.--<<>> 23:51, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

BRADAPHRASER DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DID! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:23, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

Fantasy Football 2011[edit source]

It's back! Go here and sign up. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:08, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

AND ALSO YOU SHOULD GO FUCKING PICK. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 04:31,7August,2011

Yes, and again. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 15:06,12August,2011

You're up, I autopicked for Aimsplode, who's (you guessed it) banned for the day again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:43, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

GO MOTHAFUCKKAAAAAAA. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 18:23,17August,2011

Um, it's your turn. To put it more bluntly, above^^ ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 23:30, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Brad, Matt Lobster has gone well past 24 hours on his turn. Just thought I'd whine, piss and moan. Can you auto him? --    21:17, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

Um, it's your turn. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 03:57,24August,2011

You're up, Brad, I autopicked for 'Splode, because seriously, fuck him at this point. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:12, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Autopick time for Skinfan --    18:52, August 28, 2011 (UTC)

Autopick time for yourself. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 12:01,30August,2011

Time to autopick for Cheddar and you're up--    15:06, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

Time to round the corner - we're into the home stretch!--    08:38, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

Christianity page revision[edit source]

Hi, you undid my revision on the Christianity page. Any reason. I thought it was funny. Naveenswiki 20:07, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

You are looking for Sockpuppet of an unregistered user. My best guess is that it did not appear to add anything to the article, but, as it wasn't me, I can only guess.--<<>> 20:50, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

I felt it made it made the article more appeal-ably to users like me who are neither. Anyway, no issues. Naveenswiki 20:59, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

Hey look! It's my full username spelled out and not a case of {{USERNAME}}! What a remarkable occurrence. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:10, 2 January 2013

Shh... It happens.--<<>> 00:25, January 3, 2013 (UTC)

Farewell to ops?[edit source]

My superpowers are gone? And I'm not old enough to read the site without permission from my mom? And what am all this I'm reading about cutlery in the paths? I swear, I leave the site for two measly years and the whole thing goes to pot.--<<>> 11:53, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Brad! -- The Zombiebaron 15:39, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

¿Si? ¿Que Paso?--<<>> 18:06, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Los cambios están sucediendo. ¿Te gustaría que devolver lo que me robó? -- The Zombiebaron 19:54, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Seulement si je peux garder l'embranchement de la route. Je voudrais pour nous aider à passer à un glorieux, non-contaminé Wikia avenir.--<<>> 20:04, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Quand je suis aller au fond je reviens vers le haut de la diapositive, où je m'arrête et je me retourne et je vais faire un tour jusqu'à ce que je aller au fond et je vous reverrai. -- The Zombiebaron 20:23, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Issat schoolboy French? ZOMG I thought I would never have to feel the feelings I am feeling again... ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 17:19 (UTC)

أي نوع من اللغة الشيطانية هو هذا؟--<<>> 00:23, January 3, 2013 (UTC)

Sorry dude, all I see is "squiggle squiggle squiggle Allahu akhbar ka-BOOM". ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jan 3 '13 4:47 (UTC)

There can be only one! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:54, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

You aren't still sore you used your sword to chop down that apple tree, are you? Get over it, man. That was hundreds of years ago.--<<>> 18:06, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Sure, you laugh now, but you won't be when I use my Apple Powers! I'll make a pie. Wash it down with some cider. It'll be delicious. Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:23, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Anyone who has ever wished for immortality and gotten it can attest that food allergies are not pleasant thing to deal with for thousands of years.--<<>> 18:27, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Marathon[edit source]

Challenge accepted. Leverage (talk) 19:11, 16 April 2013 (UTC)

I have to say... I'm impressed. You got a couple of chuckles out of me.--<<>> 01:06, 18 April 2013 (UTC)

A Canada Day Miracle[edit source]

• Bradaphraser! -- The Zombiebaron 01:29, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

  Zombiebaron! ...hey, where did all of that fancy stuff go (for signing pages and whatnot)?--<<>> 01:33, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

  In other news, I'm really out of practice.--<<>> 01:34, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

  I'm not sure, it may be an option in your preferences. Or you can type 4 tildas like and OG. -- The Zombiebaron 01:37, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

  Yeah, I eventually got there. Only took me, like, four tries! In other news, I have pretty much won the school I teach for at this point. They've pretty much made me their god.--<<>> 01:40, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

  Awesome! What a perfect time to forsake it all and return to the comedy mines! We saved your old spot, right beside the pile of corpses! -- The Zombiebaron 01:49, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

  Thank you, but no. I'm full at the moment, busy heading up a theatre department in Oklahoma (about as far from culture as one could get). Of course, I'm also the head football coach, so there's hope there.--<<>> 02:01, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

  You know I didn't put two and two together earlier but I linked Do NOT click any links on a Forum page and then you appeared. Magic is real. -- The Zombiebaron 04:03, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

Re-feature queue[edit source]

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:44, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Merry Potato Day![edit source]

Seasons Greasy! Kippy wishes you the starchiest of Potato Days, and prays Potato Pete leaves you spuds a' plenty in your hung tater sack.