User:Silius

Featured Image: Lincoln laptop.jpg

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Silius Wrote (Favorites):

• Copy protection
• George Bailey
• Kingdom Come
• Nursery Rhymes

Silius Also Wrote:

• Input devices
• Lifetime limited warranty
• Rod Serling
• War of the Worlds

Silius Did Not Write (But Did Modify):

• American Civil War (video game)
• France
• New Jersey
• SPAM

Silius Photoshopped (Among Others):

National gallery of Spam art.

Abraham Lincoln at his laptop.

Mugshot of George Bailey

A rare Rod Serling sighting on Larry King Live!