User:Uforia77

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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! A sadist is a person who is kind to a masochist. Help!
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This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user is a paladin .
Hide your demons and undead.
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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No user serviceable parts inside.
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This user is an evil clone of Uforia77.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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This user supports the giving away of free iPods .
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This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
Other users who are Evil Clowns
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
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This user can see what you don't!
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Sense
This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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This user is a reincarnation of some guy.
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9/21
This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)
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中共
This user supports the Communist Party of China , but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
中共
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This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
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Satan

loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell

shortly.
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Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png
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This user be getting drunk on his booty..
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This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.
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This user is a geek.
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user is elite.
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This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.
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This user can drift and beat D.K.
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This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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ABYSS
This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
ABYSS
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This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue

-infested pit we call The Abyss

more than once.
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This user IS The Abyss.
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This user edits The Abyss.
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This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger.
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This user is a vampire. Please keep him/her out of direct sunlight.
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This user is a zombie. BARHAH!
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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
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This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfactory life unless they forward this userbox to 10 friends.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
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This user fears the clowns .
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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This user is a serial killer , and they are standing right behind you!!
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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!
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This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
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This user seriously needs to calm down.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT
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ETP
Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
ETP
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user is a Mercenary

, and chooses their own wars

to fight in.
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This user has eye beams.
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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
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This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.
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This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.
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This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
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BS
This userpage is bullshit.
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“Who? I've never heard of him.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Uforia77


“I pity the foo!”

~ Mr. T on Uforia77


“What abount my only rival?”

~ AAA on Uforia77


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This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
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This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.
If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded.
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Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.