User:Lady Serena

Icons File:VarusOnlineMiniLogo.gif Owner, Varus Online Warning: ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes. 107 ubxs This user has 107 userboxes. Languages: en This user is a native speaker of the English language. en-us -N This user is a native speaker of American English. AmE-5 This user believes that American English is the only real English, and will likely respond to any use of British English with "How quaint!" AIM-0 This user does not understand or have any interest in AOLer. prog-2 This user is an intermediate programmer. PHP-3 This user is an advanced PHP programmer. vb-2 This user is an intermediate Visual Basic programmer. HTML-1 This user is a beginning HTML user. SQL-2 This user is an intermediate SQL programmer. css-2 This user is an intermediate Cascading Style Sheets user. js-2 This user is an intermediate JavaScript programmer. Places: This user lives in the United States of America. This user lives in and hails from the U.S. State of Maryland. GOP This user supports the U.S. Republican Party. This user's time zone is GMT-7. This user is a Wikipedian. Interests: Add This user is addicted to virtual communities. This user eats chocolate. This user drinks coffee. 7+1 This user enjoys the Discworld series. This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. o_O This user is a moderate fan of anime. LJ This user maintains a LiveJournal. This user is using a web browser. This user contributes using Firefox. This user contributes using Mozilla. This user contributes using Opera. This user contributes using a PC. MS This user does not use Microsoft products. This user contributes using FreeBSD. Be This user contributes using BeOS This user uses Google as a primary search engine. This user enjoys pottery. cvg-3 This user is an advanced gamer. This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console. This user contributes using a PC. This user enjoys electronic music. This user uses LimeWire. This user is owned by one or more cats. BSG This user is a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series. firefly This user thinks Firefly is the greatest television series ever made. SG This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets. This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets in the Pegasus Galaxy. "Jaffa, KREE!" FM This user has an FM radio. Sat This user has a Satellite radio. H This user is a Hufflepuff. G This user has an account on Gaia Online. RCT This user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon. Beliefs: This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned. This user is interested in Paganism. This user thinks that registration should be required to edit articles. This user is opposed to online censorship. This user supports recycling. This user is a Capitalist. evol-4 This user is absolutely certain of the theory of evolution. This user is probably going to Hell. This user is an omnivore. This user eats at McDonald's. aBc This user prefers that all categories and stubs be placed in alphabetical order. incl This user is a Wikipedia inclusionist. This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship. Preferences: This user likes all of the colors. This user's favourite colour is purple. Orientations: This user is interested in LGBTQ issues—which does not necessarily reflect the user's sexual orientation. This user is male. This user identifies as transsexual. This user does not wish to be male. she This user prefers to be referred to using feminine gender pronouns. This user is a supporter of the LGBTQ community. This user identifies as a femme. This user is straight. This user is bisexual, not confused. This user is straight but not narrow. met? This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them. ft-lb This user uses American Measurements. Other: This user is a Capricornian. This user was born on Jan 1. gk This user is a geek. This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know. This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits. 18+ This user is an adult. This user is not a biological parent. This user observes Daylight Saving Time. This user is self-educated to an advanced college level. ADHD This user has ADHD. This user supports President George W. Bush. vrwc This user is a member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy. This user eats cheese. This user eats chocolate. This user drinks chocolate milk. This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one. This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice. This user spends far too much time editing their user page. This user loves userboxes. This user supports userboxes . POV This user supports userboxes that display points of view. This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful. This user has made 1 user cry over the number of userboxen on their userpage. This user needs to add something other than userboxen on their userpage.

I'm the Owner of Varus Online, and its a small business. My business. I've had a couple legal threats come from out-of-state (outside Maryland) which I find hilarious, because they were threatening to sue simply because of the fact that I don't have a business license for Varus Online. Seriously, I'm not selling any tangible products directly, what I do directly sell is the Varus Online Service. Yep. The Varus Online Service is the website. I'm a transsexual, in transition from male to female. You won't get my legal name unless you run a whois query on any of my company's seven domain names. Ask me for my name, and I'll say "Jessica Laurie H." because that's my chosen name -- who I really am inside this nasty male body. I don't wish to be an admin at any site other than my business ... that's stressful enough already. I'm an avid fan of the BeOS, its a little OS that's simply amazing. I love kitties, my family has 13 of them. I'm getting through my PHP books, reading every page, so I can get myself PHP Certified.

Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

Screw with my user page and I will hunt your ass down and report you for vandalism. Fixing my language, userboxes, and linkifying my user page is alright. No vandalism, please. That's not nice.

I live in: Earth -> Western Hemisphere -> Americas -> North America -> United States -> Texas -> Bexar County -> Converse.

I gots a cookie! I linkified Slowking Man's user page and he gave me a COOKIE!

Way too many. @.o

OH THANK YOU WIKIPEDIA! FUCKING THANK YOU! I just discovered an entire listing of open proxy IP addresses ON WIKI-FUCKING-PEDIA! Now to ask an admin if I can use it. (Done! Over 15,000 IPs banned from Varus Online)

Various thingies I've done on Wikipedia.

• Varus Online
• Image:VarusOnlineMiniLogo.gif

• List of films ordered by uses of the word "fuck"
• Varus Online
• Smithsburg, Maryland
• Comparison of web servers
• Wikipedia:Userboxes/Ideas
• Haiku (operating system)
• SeaMonkey
• Hypertext Transfer Protocol
• Gaia Online

• Talk:Smithsburg, Maryland
• Wikipedia talk:Undeletion policy
• Wikipedia talk:Google test
• Wikipedia talk:WikiProject Help
• Talk:Varus Online
• Talk:Ageing
• Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard
• User talk:Perfecto
• Wikipedia:Help desk
• Wikipedia talk:Search engine test
• Help talk:Contents
• User talk:Cleared as filed
• User talk: Furry
• Talk:List of operating systems
• User talk:Luna Santin

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