Game:Zork/Intersanctum

Welcome to the Inner Sanctum!

Look there's the FINAL BOSS!

Ur-Grue

HP: 90,000

Stamina: 466

Agility: 512

Accuracy: 756

Spear Skill: 129

Odds of you beating it: 999 to 1

Weapons:

+10/+10 Nuke Sword

+10/+10 Satan's Trident

Spells:

Summon Monsters IX: Summons a Myrddraal, a Pineco and a Kraid which then slay you instantly.

WALL: Drops a 10-foot thick wall on top of you, which crushes you instantly.

NUKE: Drops a 10-kilogram nuke on top of you, which crushes you instantly(before it has time to vaporize you).

Instant Death: Kills you instantly.

The ferocious fifty-foot-tall radioactive demon lion robot howls in fury and prepares a devastating spell - this is your one chance to attack!

> Summon Mommy

You would think sceaming like a five year old girl would be helpful at this point, but you were wrong. You have 3 choices at this point:

• Go east
• Go north
• Take a dump