User:Pentium5dot1

I am usually busy with real life. I may not edit very regularly or respond to inquiries promptly. I do not use IRC or any other form of instant chat.

Warning: This user page contains links to Wikipedia, so be careful where you click.

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This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!

This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

ego	This user is a deluded egomaniac.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

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Introduction

~~Pentium5dot1~~ [insert other username idea here]^[1] is a suspected-Aspie^[2] netizen who is _{supposed to be} occupied with Caltech homework a vast majority of the time. He chose this Internet nickname many years ago, before Wikipedia was even a pipe dream. Needless to say, Wikipedia blocked him anyway^[3]. He insists that he has no conscious intention to promote the Intel Pentium line of microprocessors. What he means to say is that he is not quite as much of a computer geek as his name implies.

Because of his...um, mental issues, he lacks the spine needed to be a all-star Uncyclopedia editor, but you can't blame him for trying. Being a possible Aspie, he also spends a lot of time thinking about pedantic issues, such as his hard-line viewpoint about using the {{Wikipedia}} template early and often. See Advisory to other editors below.

Advisory to other editors

I may be slightly inconsistent in what I choose to mark as a minor edit.
I am likely to panic when my edits are reverted, due to my impression that I am subject to punishment. If you need to revert an edit of mine that is substantial in length or in misconduct, I would greatly appreciate it if you could notify me on my user talk.
I am a mergist/redirectionist leaning ever-so-slightly deletionist. (Note that this only applies here on Uncyclopedia and may not accurately describe future activities on Wikipedia.)
I tend to be ineffectual at cleaning up articles that are doomed to deletion.
In general, I am an UncycloGnome, not an UncycloFairy. See also Other tasks.

Accomplishments and Responsibilities

Articles

Under construction

Other tasks

Catching vandalism on my frequently perused articles
Random-page and (less often) new-page patrolling, leading mainly to QVFD nominations
Template maintenance (mainly wording and wikilinking)
For that matter, article maintenance regarding wording and wikilinking
Making my voice heard in policy and VFD discussions

Some special notes on the kind of cleanup I do:

I will remove redlinked {{whoops}} on sight.
I will occasionally type "latex reported a failure" into an external search engine and attempt to clean up any Uncyclopedia results that appear. Since I am not a LaTeX expert, I may simply remove the offending formula if it does not contribute significantly to the humor.
Note: The format of LaTeX error messages may have changed; try searching for "failed to parse" site:uncyclopedia.wikia.com instead. This will appear in the article in bold red text.

Subsections

Note: I do not watch the talk pages of these subpages very closely. If it is important, please use my main user talk page. *

/Bug reports (not for public use; not being maintained)
/Essays
/Todo (please go here to see a list of Pee Reviews you can help me with)
/Storage facility
/Sandbox
/sig
/UN:REQ explanations (now at Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles/More info) (where I will explain the meaning of a request I made on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles)
/UN:REQ holding cell (for requests I'm not sure are worthy of submission to the actual UN:REQ)
/Userfication instructions
/VFDToDo (as recommended by Uncyclopedia:Poopsmith's Lounge #1)

*Just to make things easier for myself: Special:PrefixIndex/User talk:Pentium5dot1/

Licensing

I hereby release all my textual contributions into the public domain. This applies retroactively to the extent enforceable by United States law.

This may not necessarily apply to images; see the template on the image page for the specific image in question.

I first placed this licensing information on my user page 22:45 (PDT?), 20 July 2007, and I last made substantive changes to it 11:12 (PDT?), September 25, 2009.

Although I lack the resources to ensure full enforcement (i.e. IANAL), please try to keep this information in mind and exercise utmost respect.

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very happy
love
passion
romance

↑ I am also known as eighty5cacao or variants thereof on various forums. _{(85% is the highest cacao content of any chocolate product I had consumed as of the time I came up with the username.)} See also note #3 below.
↑ This is not an official diagnosis.
↑ Since my block, the username policy was loosened and re-tightened. For relevant policy discussion, see wikipedia:Wikipedia talk:Username policy/Blatant Promotion RfC. It is no longer practical for me to contest the block, but I have yet to register a new Wikipedia account. I will probably be doing that soon, but the account name will not be Eighty5cacao, and I will not disclose it here.

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[1] I am also known as eighty5cacao or variants thereof on various forums. _{(85% is the highest cacao content of any chocolate product I had consumed as of the time I came up with the username.)} See also note #3 below.

[2] This is not an official diagnosis.

[3] Since my block, the username policy was loosened and re-tightened. For relevant policy discussion, see wikipedia:Wikipedia talk:Username policy/Blatant Promotion RfC. It is no longer practical for me to contest the block, but I have yet to register a new Wikipedia account. I will probably be doing that soon, but the account name will not be Eighty5cacao, and I will not disclose it here.

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