User:Stillwaters

I'm Uncyclopedia's co-founder. I'm inactive. My other projects are linked as follows.

My Blog

Censurae Ludorum Computatralum Ex Artifice

Funnies Dump

You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios. Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.

The latest additions are placed at the bottom of the lists. They may have been edited beyond recognition, since I don't monitor articles anymore.

Writer of the Month March 2005

Uncyclopedia:Babel

en-L Thith uther thpeakth English with a really thexy lithp.

en-0 This user does not understand spoken English. Please write or use telepathy instead.

en-A This ewzuh s-peeks Engerlish vith ay werrrry fick acksawnt. Commornicate vith them add yoorrrr own lesion, orrr rrrisk.

en-N This user is a native user of English.

fr-1 Diese utilisateur kann contribuer ein paar mitt un command élémentaire des franglais und Denglisch confuses. Alors, und diese utilisateur also déteste les Schweine qui écrivent des messages stupides. Don't be one of them, bitte? This user is Canadian ...and is very opinionated about snow tires, curling, and the CBC!!!

Corpus delicti

Finished articles, some of which may have disappeared:

• BloodRayne
• John Ashcroft
• United States Bill of Rights and all the amendments
• Konami
• Mario Moonshine
• Sid Meier's Pirates!
• FDR
• Terms of Use
• Middle English
• Chinese languages
• Elvis
• Michael Moore
• School of America
• Noble Peace Prize
• JK Tolkien
• Starting You have two cows and responsible for -- category one: US Democracy, Palestine, D&D, Arts program in university, Unimaginative people, Goths, Heroic couplets, Classical civilization, Spam, Representative Democracy, and entries on Dschinghis Khan (German) and Les Misérables (Musical), including Castle on a Cloud and I Dreamed a Dream
• Picture and caption for Dungeons and Dragons
• Oda Nobunaga
• kensei
• Oda Shogunate
• Freedom's linguistics section
• Kobe
• Ayn Rand
• Legalism (Christianity)
• MPAA
• Mensa
• Vandalism
• Stephen Harper
• Constitution (Games)

Incomplete articles:

• Japanese

Uncyclopedian Nail Bat I award you an official Uncyc Nailbat as a trophy for your demonstration of deft argumentative asskicking on IRC. –{{{4}}}