User talk:Romartus
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The Addams Family[edit]
I reverted you here; it looks better to have the defining photos in the corners than to stack them up. Also tweaked it so the photos are at the very top of the page.
Also fleshed out your current-events postscript at Joe Biden.
Also, Page Rape. Spıke 🎙️09:34 23-Jul-24
UnNews:Biden drops out, Harris goes large[edit]
You are on the Front Page. However, I think truth is still odder than fiction in this case. Spıke 🎙️23:05 23-Jul-24
Recent vandal sprees[edit]
"Kurwapolska" is an obvious incarnation of yesterday's "Crackheadslavic". Spıke 🎙️13:00 21-Aug-24
- That figures.
RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:16, 21 August 2024 (UTC)
Upon further review, "Fockinglovecocaine" too. Spıke 🎙️16:25 21-Aug-24
Welcome back[edit]
Thank you! I patrolled the edit of Mathishard but did not welcome him, because he was at the tail end of a flock of very similar new editors (nonsense numbers and misleading Edit Summaries) coinciding with British Closing Time or, more likely, after-school (or detention hall) in the U.S. (note single l in Travelertime). But I checked their IP addresses and there is no correlation, except that Travelertime is probably the same as Pinballman. Spıke 🎙️15:21 30-Aug-24
- I looked at Mathishard's edit history and comments. So hope my instinct is right. Weird how we get so many new users appearing after going dark for a few days. It's like they are queuing up to log in. RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:46, 30 August 2024 (UTC)
Ohio[edit]
So that's where Tid-tid-tiddles disappeared to? I bought a Viz every time I was called to headquarters in Reading but this initial quotation is simply baffling, and surely to Ohioans. Please reconsider.
By the way, the original Wolvy was by last night—and, like Batman's Riddler or Penguin, hungered that we know it was he. Spıke 🎙️23:14 12-Sep-24
- Shirley not! I will write a cat and dog story to cross reference with the Ohio entry. Have also created an image to go along with the story. RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:31, 13 September 2024 (UTC)
Still a bad idea, I think. Any initial quotation should coax the reader into the current article, not merely advertise a different one. "And don't call me Shirley!" Spıke 🎙️09:48 13-Sep-24
Wait! is this about Haitians eating house pets in Springfield? Belongs in UnNews. Spıke 🎙️10:00 13-Sep-24
- Yes. Allegedly. RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:13, 13 September 2024 (UTC)
Vandal patrol[edit]
So it was your turn to clean up the site. If you would use Rollback All, it will simplify the job and tidy up Special:RecentChanges, denying vandals evidence of their work to admire. Also, remember when blocking to deny email and edit-own-talk-page, to further thwart their hope to be paid attention to. Cheers! Spıke 🎙️09:22 17-Sep-24
- Ok thanks. I forgot about that shortcut. :) RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:58, 17 September 2024 (UTC)
UnNews:Lebanon upgrades comms gear[edit]
My illustration here is a placeholder. Can you think of an illustration that is more topical (and yet not gratuitous gore)? Spıke 🎙️08:51 19-Sep-24
- Done. RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:42, 19 September 2024 (UTC)
That works fine — and goes with the one across the aisle on the Front Page. Spıke 🎙️15:39 19-Sep-24