- "Tribute To The Greats" (1:43)
- "Seven Elevens" (3:19)
- "The Ocean Blue" (0:38)
- "Disgracing The Hamburger Family Name" (0:38)
- "Live At Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas" (0:11)
- "Tom Thumb Mini-Storage" (0:08)
- "My Daughter" (1:09)
- "There'd Be A Popular Uprising!" (0:19)
- "A Diagnosis Made Offhand" (0:09)
- "Waiter, I Didn't Touch That Woman's Ass!" (0:24)
- "500 of 'Em" (0:52)
- "Look What Happened" (0:31)
- "The Wizard" (0:52)
- "Condoms 2002" (0:21)
- "Death" (0:24)
- "Dollars" (0:42)
- "Puerto Rico" (0:54)
- "Just Poking Fun" (1:02)
- "Detergent II" (0:34)
- "Popular Movies" (0:18)
- "Popular Music" (0:35)
- "Aromatherapy" (0:23)
- "Management" (0:57)
- "Dying" (0:42)
- "Drag City Records" (1:43)
- "Almost Startling, Really!" (0:18)
- "He Wasn't One" (0:35)
- "Shoulder Trouble" (0:05)
- "Falling Merchandise" (0:19)
- "The New Album" (0:05)
- "A Timeless Political Routine" (1:52)
- "Divorce" (0:12)
- "The Deluxe Treatment" (0:25)
- "Lawyers Advised Against Titling This Track" (0:23)
- "Technical Problems" (0:26)
- "The Zipper Lips" (3:28)
- "Troubled Times" (1:14)
- "Triumph In Kabul" (0:21)
- "Our President" (2:00)
- "Laugh Out Lord" (12:49)