Shaft
“They say this cat is a bad mother - . . . ”
“SHUT YO MOUTH!”
“But I'm talking about Shaft!”
“Then I dig it!”
John Shaft is a complicated man, no one understands him but his woman, so Shaft cannot be described in more than one sentence otherwise everyone will understand and he can't be Shaft no more.[1] SHAFT!
Blackground[edit | edit source]
The Black Private Dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks.1
Childhood[edit | edit source]
Early Adulthood[edit | edit source]
A complicated man, no one understands him but his woman.3
Contemporary Descriptions[edit | edit source]
The man that would risk his neck for his brother-man.4
Life History[edit | edit source]
The cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about.5
Summary[edit | edit source]
Can ya dig it?6
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Just talking about Shaft.
Footnotes[edit | edit source]
- Right on.
- Shut yo mouth.
- Just talking about Shaft.
- Can ya dig it?
- We can dig it.
- Wah-kachaka-wah-kachaka-wah-kachaka-wah-wah-wah . . .
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