User:Scofield
“This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Lord Scofield. The contributions of this user to Uncyclopedia are totally fucked, and do not represent the views of anybody who has a semblance of sanity. However, the impact said contributions may have on impressionable minds should not be taken lightly. Children should NOT partake in the viewing of Lord Scofield's articles, especially if they've learned to read. Upon viewing Lord Scofield's contributions, you acknowledge the risk to your mental health and outlook on life in general. Lord Scofield is not responsible for the repercussions such viewing may have on your subsequent quality of life. Er....anything else?”
“This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Lord Scofield. Lord Scofield does not give a fuck what you think. If you don't like Lord Scofield's contributions, you can suck his fucking cock. Little did you know that by reading Lord Scofield's articles, you have just kissed his ass. Lord Scofield has had enough of your shit, and he is going to kill you. Er...anything else?”
