Volodar
Volodar, officially the National Potatoist Republic of Volodar, nicknamed Kazakhstan from Wish, is a country located in between Boratland and Rip-off USSR. The country was given independence by Putin because he got tired of its people trolling him with Borat memes, the capital is Volostana(sometimes called Astana in Nowhere) which houses 21% of the population. Due to its majority Kazakh population, it has been described as Kazakhstan from Wish. It used to be diverse until its minorities decided to leave the country to buy milk.
National Potatoist Republic of Volodar | |||
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| Motto: Ешқашан сені қалдырмаймын English: Never gonna give you up | |||
| Anthem: Rickroll | |||
| Capital | Volostana | ||
| Demonym | Volodari | ||
| Official language(s) | Official: | ||
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| ‑ President | Kassym Tokaev | ||
| ‑ Vice president | Jomart Samaiylov | ||
| Declaration of Independence | February. 6, 2015 | ||
| Currency | Potato Chips | ||
| Religion | Potato Sect of Islam | ||
| Population | Kazakh Potato Farmers | ||
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| Internet TLD | .VKFW | ||
History[edit | edit source]
The first evidence of civilization in this area was bones of people who are shorter then modern-day Volodaris, the first settlement was in Volodar was a Scythian settlement which name wasn’t recorded and it was called by archeologists as Random Place No. 1. The settlement collapsed due to a disease called Ligma that spread throughout Random Place No. 1, then the Volodar Area wasn’t inhabited by people for years until some Mongols with funny sounds started to inhabit the area and the area became the territory of the Khanate of Funny-Sounding Mongols, after some time, the Kazakhs started to inhabit the area and they started pioneering in Horse and Potato production.
The City of Volodar was founded by the Russians after killing some Funny-Sounding Mongols and the Khanate of Kazakhs. The city was used as an outpost to harass the Turkeys and Mountain Peoples. After some time, the Russians became a minority in their own settlement after the Kazakhs started moving in like people in a black Friday sale. The city became a hotbed for potato farming and Horse herding.
During the Reign of Tsar Nick No. 2, the Kazakhs who have some big brains started promoting independence for Volodar, the most famous of them was Yerbolay Talgatov, obviously they were oppressed because of Tsar Nick No. 2’s no-independence policy but then, 1917 happened and the Russian Empire Collapsed and a independent state under Y. Talgatov named the Nationalist State of Volodar was established, the state lasted for over a year until the a force of 5 overly-drunk Reds invaded and took over the state, Y. Talgatov and his cabinet was executed for “Not loving Marx”.
Under The Bald Mustache Man, Volodar was becoming more un-potato but somewhat catching up to 20s standards(if that exists) and became an Autonomous District of Astro Khan but then Ultra-Mustache Man become the leader and purged the Sovietness of the USSR including the Kazakh Volodaris, a famine occured in Volodar called the “Awful Potato Famine” which killed 17 people. During War of the World Part 2, a Battalion of 10 Kazakhs with big balls helped the Soviets, they managed to defeat a division from entering Volodar by basically scaring them off, after the war, Volodar lost its Autonomy and became a district in Astronaut Khan, Then Bald Man No. 2 became leader and the conditions of Volodar slightly improved and more people started to have bigger brains and more buildings were built including a random man holding up a potato while riding a horse located in Volodarsky(modern-day Volostana) but then the Fat Man became leader and made the Union more “Iron-Fisted”, after the making the Volodaris tired of Union rule, they had a small insurrection which failed and the leaders got executed after he died and a lot of leaders died Mr. Birthmark became leader and changed stuff and Volodar became somewhat improved until that one time where some random hard hatters removed him and protests occurred in Volostana then the USSR collapsed and Russia became Russia and Volodar became Volodar, then Russia un-Volodarized Volodar and Volodar became a part of Astroland Khan, then Putin Happened and so did 2014 and in 2015, after trolling the living hell out of Putin, he gave Volodar Independence, today, Volodar became independent.
Volodar Today is now an Independent State under its only president, Kassym Tokaev, it became industrialized after that time when it was red and now starts producing long metal sticks and black liquid that you use for burning things, due to those things, it became wealthy and started to invest in infrastructure and other industries.
Geography[edit | edit source]
The state is located on the Gavol River so this means it hs a lot of fish like the Volga Fish, a common staple in the Volodari Diet, but the common foods are Horse meat and Vegetables(notably Potatoes), and also a lot of water, the river area is where most of the farming occurs, the river basin is prone to floods and getting crashed on by small boats. It also located on the steppes of Eurasia, which has a lot of horses.
The State has 2 Tributaries, the Larger Ülken Mi which has been dammed to produce hydro power, the Great Ülken Mi Dam(GUMD) was built here, a reservoir that is 83.12km^2 or 170 Vatican Cities and the smaller Jylqy Kesegi that wasn’t dammed but farmed for water so crops can grow.
Its capital, Volostana, is located in the north of the State because its founders decided it’s a good idea to place it there. It has a usual soviet-style architecture because it was under the soviets. In the countryside however, most Kazakhs there still follow the nomadic lifestyle, because they weren't contacted by the soviets because they were lazier than a cat.