The Naked Monster

The Naked Monster
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Directed by	Ted Newsom Wayne Berwick
Written by	Ted Newsom
Produced by	Ted Newsom
Starring	Kenneth Tobey Brinke Stevens R.G. Wilson John Goodwin Cathy Cahn Forrest J Ackerman John Agar Michelle Bauer Bob Burns Jeanne Carmen Robert Clarke Robert O. Cornthwaite George Fenneman Robert Shayne Paul Marco Linnea Quigley Les Tremayne
Narrated by	George Fenneman
Cinematography	Lazslo Wong Howe Mark Wolf
Edited by	Steve Bradley Ted Newsom Jeffrey W. Scaduto
Music by	Albert Glasser Ronald Stein
Production company	Heidelberg Films
Distributed by	Anthem Pictures Imageworks Entertainment International
Release date	April 22, 2005 (2005-04-22) (Festival premiere)
Running time	86 minutes
Country	United States
Language	English

The Naked Monster is a 2005 American ultra low-budget science-fiction and horror comedy fan film written by Ted Newsom and directed by Newsom and Wayne Berwick as an homage to and spoof of the "giant monster-on-the-loose" films of the 1950s.^[1][2][3][4] The final project took 21 years to make, and was the final film for Kenneth Tobey, John Agar, Lori Nelson and Robert Clarke.^[5]

The project originated in 1984, after director Ted Newsom was challenged with a bet to produce a movie for $2,500.^[3][6] In response, he created Attack of the B-Movie Monster,^[7] which had a limited VHS release under that name in 1985.^[8][9][10] In revisiting the project, the filmmakers added scenes from old monster films to make a new version for release on DVD.^[5] According to Newsom, he "hauled out the old scripts, took gags and lines, and did a 25-page script, which condensed things to manageable size. That version of the project was designed as a half-hour short that could be shot in about four weekends (plus the time for effects). On that basis, I asked Wayne Berwick to direct Attack of the B-Movie Monster, since I was 'producing' and had drawn the storyboards for both the live action and effects shots."^[6] The film was shot on Super-8 film during 18 days of shooting in the summer of 1984, although for some days, they would only shoot for two hours then quit.^[6] Over the following months, the animation effects were added and the version was finished by the end of the year.^[6] The film was first screened at the now defunct EZTV in West Hollywood.^[6]

In 1992, Newsom professed to have "slop-edited a version of the old show together using the original color footage, although the FX shots were still in black and white", stating "I wanted to see if it looked any good."^[6] However, several of the original stars had died, including Robert Shayne and John Harmon, and Ken Tobey had severe problems with his back, which made a remake impossible with the original cast members.^[6] In 1994, Newsom transferred the Super-8 film to tape on a high-end Rank Telecine apparatus and made a deal with Chuck Adleman of Anthem Pictures to use their editing system to cut the 100 minutes down by 16 minutes.^[6] In the cutting process several effects shots were lost, such as the whole Titanic and submarine sequences, but Newsom claimed these needlessly slowed down the film.^[6]

The character names of the veteran performers all refer to their own past films. Brinke Stevens stars, with cameos from two of her fellow Scream Queens. Kenneth Tobey returns as Colonel Patrick Hendry, a promotion for his character originally an Army captain in The Thing from Another World, and Les Tremayne reprises his General Mann role from War of the Worlds (1953).^[2]

A colossal series of disasters releases something monstrous from a glacier. Strange disappearances in a small California town attract the attention of a thick-headed sheriff (R.G. Wilson), his transparently uninterested scientist girlfriend (Brinke Stevens) and a visiting government agent (John Goodwin). They discover that a giant green monster is at large, the Creaturesaurus erectus.

They turn to experienced monster fighter Colonel Patrick Hendry (Kenneth Tobey), who has been locked in a government asylum for decades. With the help of other monster experts, humanity fights back against the "Thing from Another Time Zone".

• Certain character names and plot elements were created with regard to the "2LiveCrew/Pretty Woman" decision on copyright exemption in parody.

DVD Talk reviewer Glenn Erickson noted, "the generation of baby boomers who grew up watching 'Creature Feature' movies on television has become a substantial fan base, and the audience for all manner of nostalgic movie fare, most of it terrible". He explained that with such topics now being the subject of films with major budgets, the only low-budget genre filmmaking being produced is at the direct-to-video level, and expanded that "finding anything worthwhile in either camp has become an exceptional event". He noted that being assembled by genre enthusiasts, The Naked Monster has an "amusing point of view", and that while it is "Nobody's idea of quality moviemaking, [it] is good fun for the undemanding monster fan", which "follows the tradition of John Landis' Schlock", but "accelerated with nonstop jokes in the manner of Airplane!". He clarified that while the jokes are not all funny, "most of the nonsense makes one smile and the occasional mismatched cutaway or individual gag is especially funny", making special note that the film's humor is "fine-tuned to the movie memories of the film's intended audience".^[1]

Dread Central wrote, "There is nothing better than a great bad movie", and the film's cast of B-movie horror and sci-fi celebrities sweetened the deal in creating a film "that epitomizes everything that is so scrumptious about all of your favorite B-movie entrees". They also wrote that the film acts as a "compilation/montage/homage..." "...of nearly every early monster or sci-fi film ever made". After viewing it, the reviewer wrote that the film began "beyond cheesy and damn near annoying at first, but once I finally understood what the filmmakers were attempting to do, I just sat back, set my brain on coast, and enjoyed the ride". He enjoyed that the acting was "intentionally atrocious", the monster "unbelievably ludicrous", the plotline and story "full-blown stupidity at its finest", and the use of nudity "relentlessly gratuitous", writing, "you can't help but take pleasure in watching the brilliantly calculated cinematic train wreck."^[4]

M. J. Simpson noted that the final film took 21 years to create,^[5] and acts as "both an homage to, and a spoof of, 1950s sci-fi and horror movies". The reviewer's initial impression was that the film was "cobbled together using two VHS machines, a stopwatch, and the complete literary works of Bill Warren", and that the story was not what mattered in that the script "is basically what you would get if you threw every monster movie plot filmed between 1955 and 1965 into a blender, then scooped out 90 minutes' worth and baked at gas mark seven." The reviewer praised the film's manner of not taking itself too seriously, as such was the "central conceit of Newsom's hugely entertaining film". The reviewer then listed the number of '50s-and '60s-genre icons that returned to reprise their characters from other films, and noted it as Kenneth Tobey's last film, and that actors John Agar, Les Tremayne, Robert Cornthwaite, George Fenneman, Robert Shayne, and Gloria Talbott died before the film was completed, and that Paul Marco died within a year of the film's release, and remarked that the film "stands as a warm tribute to each and every one of them".^[5]

Stuart Galbraith IV of DVD Talk had a small role in the film, writing, "The project began around 1983–84, and was still shooting as late as 1998 or '99, when this reviewer was enthusiastically recruited for a bit part." In reviewing the completed project in 2006, he shared instances where science-fiction and horror films of the '50s and '60s had been the target for satire and parody by "neophyte directors", and wrote, "Rarely are these misbegotten projects made by filmmakers who actually like or understand the nature of the films they're sending up, and rarer still are they actually funny, striking that delicate balance between an affection for the genre with a recognition of its sometimes silly clichés and successfully translating this into humor." He noted that The Naked Monster was successful in striking that balance, but that it was "overlong and will appeal mainly to an audience weaned on the myriad films it references", and that the film's humor "wisely varies" from sight gags and bizarre non sequiturs to plays on words, in-jokes, and unashamed bawdiness, with its dialogue "played with straight faces", and the film dialogue being "often funny precisely because it's only very slightly askew". He concluded by writing that the film "would probably play a lot better cut even tighter, say trimmed of another 15 minutes or so," as "The style of humor tends to tax the viewer after an hour, and the climax drags on much longer than it should."^[3]

The Washington Post noted director Ted Newsom's success in his wish to create a 1950s-style B-movie for 2005 using footage from many earlier films in creating his homage to the genre.^[2]

The DVD includes an audio commentary with directors Wayne Berwick and Ted Newsom, with Newsom discussing everything from Tobey's grumpy dissatisfaction with the project to his own realization that years after they had originally shot their scenes, some actors from the cast are no longer speaking to him. Also included is a gallery of film stills, six minutes of deleted scenes, a brief video documentary, and a 16-minute interview with Kenneth Tobey with Dr. Franklin Ruehl.^[3][4][5]

• 2005, Shockerfest nomination, Best Actress Science Fiction for Brinke Stevens^[11]
• 2005, Shockerfest nomination, Best Actor Science Fiction for Kenneth Tobey^[11]

• The Naked Monster at IMDb