User:Ezratrumpet

While Ezratrumpet once edited Wikipedia often, and was once a bane of many WikiTrolls, he grew weary of endless WikiBattles, and now limits his editing to punctuation, oddly constructed sentences, and other such oddities.

He has yet to receive a Pulitzer Prize, win a popular election, or make a discovery of such significance as to merit a Wikipedia article of his own.

Nonetheless, he remains ambitious and optimistic.

Ezratrumpet's Userboxes

pox

This user is suffering from userpox. Goggles seem to prove ineffectual.

This user contributes using Firefox.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Schools.

trpt-4

This user is a professional trumpet player.

BA

This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in Music.

This user is a teacher.

This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.

ΦΜΑ

This user is a brother of Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia. OAS AAS LLS!

MA

This user has a Master of Arts degree in Music.

This user was a volunteer mediator in the Mediation Cabal before it was closed.

This user takes his/her coffee with 2 creams and 4 sugars.

en-5

This user can contribute with a professional level of English.

This user almost has the Master of Arts in History from Sam Houston State University.

"Clearly now is the perfect time to practice your philosophy." – Marcus Aurelius

This user enjoys reading almost anything.

HDM

This user loves His Dark Materials. And is Dusty too, by the way..

This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies.

This user loves Hot Dogs in all his varieties.

G	This user is a Gryffindor.

DON'T PANIC

Through a time warp this user edits the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

This user is a native Appalachian.

This user enjoys their egg with the sunny side up.

Non nobis solum

This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.

BOOK

This user is working on publishing a book.

400+

This user has made more than 400 contributions to Wikipedia.

This user is a WikiAngel.

This user is interested in The Jedi Order.
My ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.

to¦go

This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

less & fewer

This user understands the difference between less & fewer.

Y'all

This here user talks Southern, y'all.

Mix

This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.

This user's favorite color is gray.

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.

Tip of the moment...

How to make your watchlist easier to read

If you use Firefox, there is a user script you can install called Watchlist sorter.

This script sorts your watchlist by namespace, and adds spaces within each entry. This makes the watchlist much easier to read.

To install the script, copy/paste the following line into your your common.js page. This will install the script across all your skins.

importScript("User:The Transhumanist/WatchlistSorter.js");

Note: After saving, you have to Bypass your cache. To do this in Firefox, hold down the ⇧ Shift key while clicking Reload (or press Ctrl+⇧ Shift+R). Or, you may have to {{purge}} the Wikipedia server cache.

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