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This user is "one of those unfortunate people cursed with the belief that if only he found out enough things about the universe it would all, somehow, make sense." Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent
This user is aware that complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
This user doesn't invoke conspiracy as explanation, when ignorance and incompetence will suffice.
This user wishes they had the serenity to accept the things they cannot change, the courage to change the things they can, and the wisdom to know the difference. Alas...
This user reserves the right to contradict him or herself.
Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
its & it's
This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
’s
Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
This user resolves to boldly split infinitives where none have been split before.
"…"! US vs. UK
This user uses "logical quotation marks". Forcing internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a nationalistic style issue!
!!!!!
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind (Terry Pratchett).
CAPS
THIS USER USES CAPS BECAUSE THEY ACCIDENTALLY HIT CAPS LOCK INSTEAD OF SHIFT AND NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE SHOUTING.
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Thihs ueser is a verry good spepller, but an abysmally bad typer.
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This user makes extensive use of brackets because they (the brackets) add clarity.
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ain't nobody
This user hates seeing double negatives in non-cultural contexts, especially in Legalese. They want to stomp it out no matter what it takes.
ubiquitous ≠ widespread
This user asserts that the more common word is often not the most precise.
This user believes in beautifully punctuated text and is thus a *