Roll for Initiative — Rodan gets no respect. Except from Keeta, his son...

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Anonymous asked:

Rodan gets no respect. Except from Keeta, his son is the only one who respects him. Even Manda makes jokes at his expense when he's older. The fire bird gets no breaks whatsoever.

I like to think Rodan is kind of the Dorothy Zbornak of the AbraxasVerse crew; he gets ragged on on a lot and he knows how to clap back, but at the end of the day his fellow Titans will have his back. Plus Keeta knows how to cheer him up by listing all the cool stuff he can do and tops it off with “I don’t care if anyone else says their dad is cooler! You being my dad is the best thing that ever happened to me!”

Anonymous rodan keeta

See more posts like this on Tumblr

#Anonymous #rodan #keeta

More you might like

Anonymous asked:

Hrodvitnon’s awake, time for wholesome. Don’t worry, I’ve got two-or-three Barbagon after this. Leo, having some of Mothra’s abilities to a lesser extent, is not his mother’s level of psychic, but empathic at least. Thus, he can sense the sheer, unbridled joy when Keeta and Manda tell him how they, Monster X and Rodan are finally going to be a proper family.

The feeling is infectious, and Leo ends up bringing Keeta and Manda into a group hug because everyone’s just so happy at how well things have worked out.

Anonymous mothra leo keeta mandazawa awwww

Anonymous asked:

Hrodvitnon’s awake, time for… *checks totally-not-made-up-as-it-goes-along plan* time for BST between Rodan and Monster X. The pair have a synchronised spit take when Tiamat bluntly asks when they’d stop beating around the bush and get together.

Rodan, Monster X: WHAT?!

Tiamat: Just saying, you two act like an old married couple.

Rodan: YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD GET TOGETHER WITH THIS SKULL-FACED DEMON?!

Monster X: ME, WITH A HOTHEAD LIKE THIS?!

Tiamat: Then explain why your kids literally call you mom and dad.

Monster X: AND UNCLE! I’M THE MOM AND UNCLE! THERE’S TWO OF US IN THIS HEAD, REMEMBER?!

Tiamat:

Monster X: …wait.

Tiamat: *smirk*

Anonymous shenanigans rodan monster x!graham tiamat
youtube.com

Nightfall's Backstory | Final Space (S1E7)

Imagine if you will, a scenario where a time-travelling final-form Abraxas arrives during the main story’s time frame, probably sometime when Viv ‘n’ San were in their second form. Now imagine them enacting 0:37-1:56 starring:

* Abraxas (final form) as Nightfall

* Rodan as Gary

* Abraxas (second form) as Quinn (Nightfall’s younger self)

—-

Abraxas: Do you know how long it’s been since we’ve been together?

Rodan, visible confusion: Five, eight minutes?

Abraxas: More like twenty years. I lost you. My you.

Rodan: That… sucks for your you.

[Future!Monster X throws Rodan on the ground.]

Rodan: WHOAHOHO, I’M ON THE GROUND! GOOD GODZILLA, YOU ARE STRONG! Oh, this has been fantastic, a-a-and you’re crawling on top of me… y-you know what… I-I gotta say, I’m more of a wine and dine kind of lad. Even a cracker and some water would go a long way with me, ‘cause I mean… can we please, uh, change the subject… the subject matter here, is that… there’s a Monster X thing!

Abraxas: I am Monster X.

Rodan: I mean my Monster X. Don’t get me wrong, tomorrow’s Monster X is super hot! And freakishly strong. But in a more, “tomorrow’s freakishly strong and hot” kind of way.

Abraxas, reaches up: Alright. I got what I need. Goodbye, Rodey.

Rodan: Restraints? *chuckles* Oh, you are sassy. We’re playing goodbye with restraints?

[Form 2 Monster X charges in.]

Monster X: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

Rodan: It seems you walked into a situation, Exie, where the two of us–

Monster X/Viv: Us?! Oh, no no no! This is NOT us!

Rodan: But they’re you.

Abraxas: He’s right.

Monster X/Viv: No, he’s not!

Rodan: I think I am.

Abraxas: I am you.

Monster X/Viv: But I’m not doing that!

Rodan: This wasn’t really much of a…

Monster X/Viv: Shut up, Rodan!

Monster X/San: I am strangely aroused.

zerm1v0hg rodan monster x!graham shenanigans

zerm2v0hg asked:

You know, one thing I've thought before... Since Ghidorah is an alien unlike the other Titans, and its biology is supposed to be radically different... what are the odds that Ghidorah's speech as understood by the Earth Titans might sound slightly off to them?

Now imagine that when Ghidorah tries to dominate the Titans; Ghidorah is Pontius Pilate, Rodan is the centurion, and Ghidorah's friend [insert other alien Titan here - maybe Gigan or Orga(?)] who's come all the way across the stars is Biggus Dickus. X3

Ghidorah: Titans of Eawth!

Titans: *chuckling*

Ghidorah: Ghidowah is your fwiend.

Titans: *laughing*

Ghidorah: To pwove our fwiendship, it is customawy at this time to welease a wongdoer fwom our pwisons.

Titans: *laughing*

Tiamat: *giggling*

Ghidorah: Whom would you have me welease?

Behemoth: Welease Woger!

Titans: Yes! Welease Woger! Welease Woger!

Ghidorah: Vewy well. I shall welease Woger!

Titans: Yeahhhhh!

Rodan: Sir, uh, we don’t have a ‘Woger’, sir.

Ghidorah: What?

Rodan: Uh, we don’t have anyone of that name, sir.

Ghidorah: Ah. We have no 'Woger’!

Titans: Ohhhhh!

Na-Kika: Well, what about Wodewick, then?

Titans: Yes! Welease Wodewick! Welease Wodewick!

Ghidorah: Centuwion, why do they titter so?

Rodan: Just some, uh, Earthborn joke, sir.

Ghidorah: Are they… wagging me?

Rodan: Oh, no, sir!

Tiamat: *snickering*

Ghidorah: Vewy well. I shall welease… Wodewick!

Titans: *laughing*

Rodan: Sir, we don’t have a 'Roderick’ either.

Ghidorah: No 'Woger’? No 'Wodewick’?

Rodan: Sorry, sir.

Ghidorah: Who is this 'Wod’–

Camazotz: Heh.

Ghidorah: Who is the 'Wodewick’ to whom you wefer?

Methuselah: He’s a wobber!

Amhuluk: And a wapist!

Scylla: And a pickpocket!

Titans: Yeah! Ahh, no! No! Shh! Shh…!

Ghidorah: He sounds a notowious cwiminal.

Rodan: We haven’t got him, sir. Mm hm.

Ghidorah: Do we have anyone in our pwisons at all?

Rodan: Oh, yes, sir. We’ve got, uh, 'Samson’, sir.

Ghidorah: Samson?

Rodan: Samson the Sadducee Strangler, sir. Uh, Silus the Syrian Assassin. Uh, several seditious scribes from Caesarea. Uhhh, sixty-seven seers from–

Gigan: Let me thpeak to them, Ghidorah!

Rodan: Oh, no. Oh.

Ghidorah: Ah. Good idea, Gigan.

Gigan: Thitizens! We have Thamthon the Thadduthee Thtrangler, Thilus…

Titans: *LAUGH*

Gigan: …the Athyrian Athathin, theveral theditiouth thcribth from Thaetharea, and…

Titans: *LMFAO*

Gigan: Wath it thomething I thaid?

Titans: *LOL*

Ghidorah: Silence! This man commands a cwack legion!

Titans: *WWW*

Ghidorah: He wanks as high as any on Eawth!

Titans: *WAFFLE*

zerm2v0hg zerm1v0hg monarch shenanigans king ghidorah gigan rodan monty python life of brian

Anonymous asked:

Imagine a solo monsterverse Mothra movie where she fights an enemy too great to take on alone so she ropes in Rodan for backup and when he tries to fight her she just bares her stinger and Rodan decides to just comply 😂

I need this movie.

Mothra: Rodan, I require your assistance!

Rodan: Oh, goodness gracious me, her majesty the queen needs me! Not the king or humans or anyone else, but little old me! We both know you can handle yourself in a fight, queen bee, so it must be serious! But what makes you think I’ll follow you into battle with whatever horrible beastie is laying waste to the world this week? Give me one good reason!

Mothra: *extends stinger*

Rodan: Yes’m.

Anonymous monsterverse mothra rodan

Anonymous asked:

I maintain to this day that the main reason Ghido cruised off without further fuss after that tumble & dunk at the end of 'Monster Zero' was Godzilla taking a hot minute to Have Words with Rodan WRT differing concepts of 'teamwork'.

For some reason, the idea of Godzilla trying to explain teamwork to Rodan reminds me of fellow flying mad lad Killboy from the Deff Skwadron comic, and also how they handle friendly fire: 

“Listen karefully and I’ll explain ‘ow we do things ‘ere in Deff Skwadron… You shoot at it an’ you miss, it’s one of ourz. You hit it an’ you shoot it down, then it must be one of theirs. Dead simple, see?”

image
image
godzilla rodan burna boy mad lad rodan deff skwadron Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

Are you a fan of fallout? I'm asking cause I saw the post about sending reading recommendations and came across one on AO3 that has two Godzillas (Showa and Monsterverse [kinda]), Mothra, AND Rodan being sent to the wasteland and taking the player character's place during Fallout: New Vegas, and it's looking alright so far. It won't let me put the link, but it's called Godzilla: King of the Wasteland.

I am indeed a fan of Fallout and oh my word, Rodan and two Godzillas plus Mothra running around the Mojave Wasteland sounds like chaotic fun, so I’mma check that out… 

Anonymous fallout godzilla rodan mothra fanfic recs

Anonymous asked:

Just throwing it out there, Rodan with the ability to drop super-heated, explosive scales ala Bazelgeuse from Monster Hunter.

Though the rational side of my brain questions the practicality in dumping protective scales and leaving a big ol’ opening in Rodan’s armor, the “haha burna boy go boom” lizard part of my brain agrees that does sound pretty cool.

Anonymous rodan
See this in the app Show more